Episode 20
.~My sexcapedes in the north~
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐๐**Contd.**
The first thing she said when I sat down was, โDioxidane, whatโs the meaning of this rubbish?!?โ
Me: ๐ฎ Huh! What are you talking about?
MA: Iโve been waiting for you for more than 30minutesโฆ
**Oh, na just that one :-\**
Me: Oh, Iโm so sorry, I didnโt mean to keep you waitingโฆ
I tried to caress her hand, but she flung my hand off. She began driving without even telling me where we were going to. I tried bringing up a conversation, but it was obvious she wasnโt interested in talking. After several minutes, she spoke upโฆ
MA: Dioxidane, whatโs going on between you and Summaya, tell me the truthโฆ
**Oh shiiit, she knows??? Come, where this woman dey carry me go???**
I noticed she was driving through the GRA road which led to the outskirts of townโฆ
Me: Whatโs that supposed to mean? :-\
Episode 21~My sexcapedes in the north~๐๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐**No straffing, remember? Oh shiiiit!**Rejoice sent me a message on whatsapp.Rejoice: Hi…Me: How you doing?Rejoice: I’m fine… But…Me: But what?Rejoice: Sandra is not around…Me: As usual…Rejoice: And I’m cold ‘cos of the rain that fell… Should I come over?** ๐ฎ See me see devil o… Tell the person wey send you say I no dey**Me: You know what you’ll do?Rejoice: What?Me: Just take a blanket and cover yourself with the blood of Jesus…Rejoice: What’s that supposed to mean?Me: I’m fasting abeg…Rejoice: Ok no wahala… Goodnight.Me: Goodnight.That weekend, I went for service. The sermon being preached that day was about the negative effects (both spiritual and phys
Episode 22~My sexcapedes in the north~๐๐๐๐๐ค๐๐๐**Chai, see me dey take drugs like AIDS patient**Prince called off the bet. I was not in any position to complain. I would have done same too. After all, I couldn’t have been straffing in my condition. Besides, I wasn’t even in the mood.Zainab and her family came back from Abuja. I resumed tutorials with Salim. She wanted to resume our normal thursday rendezvous, but I refused. I told her I was fasting.** 8) Omo na fasting tinz now o…**Rejoice began ignoring my calls. I’ve been seeing her around with one spare parts dealer. That’s the thing with girls. When they don’t get what they want from you, they ‘migrate’. No time! It’s not like I was bothered either. I was determined to make a turn around in my life with regards to women affairs after all.Malama Aisha called me. She told me she was sorry about wh
Episode 23๐๐๐๐๐๐๐My sexcapedes in the north**Flash back**It was my second semester in the University. I was determined to graduate with good grades, so I always attended classes and was diligent with my studies. I didn’t have time for girls.I was also kinda anonymous. It was 100L so all students of the Faculty of Science usually had their lectures together ‘cos we all offered same courses.We were also many. That made some annoying students that stayed in the school hostel come to class as early as 5am to ‘book’ the front seats of the hall, especially when we had a class by 8am or 9am.It was the beginning of second semester, so while I still remained anonymous, some other guys and ladies had already defined their identities in their respective departments and the faculty as a whole.We already knew the handsome guys, the pretty chicks, the brains, the brawns, the jerk
Episode 24~My sexcapedes in the north~๐ค๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐She stopped rocking and was about reaching for my boxer shorts when I heard a scream from the crowd, ‘Stop!! I’ll pay!’…….She stopped rocking and was about reaching for my boxer shorts when I heard a scream from the crowd, ‘Stop!! I’ll pay!’. I looked backwards and saw Esse dashing towards the MC. I don’t know how much she gave him, but she immediately went outside amidst the cheers of everyone.I picked up my clothes, wore them and went outside.There is this influence alcohol has over someone – which could be bad at times. It gives you this power, this ‘morale’, to do something you would not do in your right senses. I don’t know if it’s the influence of the alcohol I took that night, but I didn’t seem to be fazed by what had happened. I just felt it was normal.Of cou
Episode 25 Final episode ~My sexcapedes in the north~ **Contd. (Back to the scene at the NYSC camp)** Prince and I just came into camp one evening. We were passing by the field, when I heard someone scream, โDioxidane!!!โ. ** ๐ฎ Huh? Who knows him???** I didnโt recognize the voice immediately so I turned around and saw someone running towards me with bouncing boobs in her white t-shirt and white bumshorts and she jumped on meโฆ ** ๐ฎ Chisos!! ** Me: ๐ฎ Esse! Look at you!!! She held me so tight that I almost suffocated. She had gained weight a little bit but was still as beautiful as ever. I was lost for words. Prince just looked at us, wondering where we knew each other. Me: Prince, met Esse, my long lost loveโฆ Esse, Prince my buddyโฆ They shook hands and exchanged pleasantries. We went to my usual spot at the Mammy market, while Prince went to the volley ball court to wat
Episode 1. AUNT ROSE. part 1 " Joseeepppppphhhh!!!" I was startled by my mother's thunderous call.I sighed angrily and grumbled under my breath. " This woman will not just let me rest."" Yessssss, Mummy." I shouted my reply almost immediately. I know my mother, failure to reply in the first three seconds can earn a thunderous slap.I didn't know what I had done wrong this time. I paused the Shadow fight 2 I was playing on my phone and hurried out to meet her. I wiped every sign of discomfort from my face as that can also be branded a crime.I found her smiling and my heart fell. It was quite okay to see her frowning or scowling but when she smiles that means your crime had increased to a stage that she could no longer frown.I walked up to her trying hard not to shiver visibly." Come and greet your aunt. I wonder if you didn't hear her car come in" Oh good, thank God i did nothing wrong." I said in my thoughts but I didn't dare heave a sigh o
AUNT ROSE part 2≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠≠------------------------------------------------------------Soon the aroma of noodles wafted from the kitchen and I sniffed in and reveled in it.I wondered for a split second if the milk in my tummy will digest fast enough so I can eat. I glanced at the sleeping Jeremy who was sleeping without a care in the world." Such a lovely baby." I thought.After a while my aunt hailed me and I hurried over.There on the dining table were two bowls of noodles with a flat plate full of scrambled eggs. The bigger bowl of noodles was being set aside for me.My mouth watered at the sight and I sat down gingerly. My aunt was still smiling." The way this woman is smiling, she can poison your food and you wouldn't know." I said in my thoughts then pushed such thoughts away.My aunt held my hands an
AUNT ROSE part 3~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Enjoy.-------------------------------------------------------_--" Where do I start?" I asked." We'll start with the thighs." She whispered softly and then laid back and opened her legs." Step one is very important and it is what I'm about to show you now. You need to know the slang names of everything in the woman anatomy."She began showing me everything. She'll point to a spot and then will tell me the real name and the slang name for it. I already knew the clit. I had seen it before well it wasn't in the body of a grown-up.Other slang names were ones I never heard of before.All this while I had my hands behind me.My aunt finished her brief explanation showing me all the sensitive spots in a woman's body and how they will react when being touched there.My aunt was already wet as a fish.She asked me to rub a thumb on her clit to which I hesitated. She encouraged me softly