The chat was blowing up.Giselle said, "Giving gifts on holidays is fine if you're already in an official relationship."That night's live stream was the most Giselle had ever spoken.She'd had three people in a row join the stream, all wanting their dating profiles analyzed. Her hand was sore from all the note-taking, and her mouth was dry from talking so much.She kept refilling her water cup over and over."She wants the guy to be around 5'10" and even specified the weight range. Guys in that range tend to be pretty slim, sometimes even a little undernourished. For her to be that precise, there's an 80% chance she already has someone she likes in mind," Giselle added."I can't believe it. Is she trying to order a male model or something?""Super skinny guys don't even look good. Not saying they're not safe or anything, but let's be real, they look like stick bugs.""Good thing I'm 5'7".""Honestly, it sounds like she's describing her ex. Dude, don't let her use you as a sta
"Average faced, with just your standard appearance. Someone might like it… But there's a 90% chance that no one's ever chased after her," Giselle said."Did she write these traits herself? That description is weird.""'Average faced' is Madam being polite. Usually, when people say that, it actually means below average.""Honestly, I think most people are just average. As long as your features are symmetrical, you can't look that bad.""Madam, be honest. Were you one of those people who always got full marks on reading comprehension in school?""Guaranteed perfect scores! Madam's a gorgeous genius!""If no one's ever pursued her, she's probably pretty introverted, has a small social circle with not many friends.""I'm 20, and I've never had anyone pursue me either…"Giselle said, "As for school, she has the 'university is useless' mindset, which is why she dropped out halfway to do business at home. Naturally, if there isn't a special reason, most people finish university, espec
Last time that account showed up, Chester had gotten suspicious.He'd had someone look into it privately, but the IP was masked with high-tech tools and couldn't be traced to an exact location.Even so, Chester had a pretty good idea of who was behind that account.At first, he'd planned to just use his moderator privileges to ban it, but realized that wouldn't stop Jonathan's antics.When Tony found out, he offered a deliberately wicked idea."Jonathan's loaded. Just let him spend like crazy, then keep track of everything he drops in the stream. Have Giselle turn that money into a gift for you."Then, Chester could post an Instagram story that only Jonathan can see.He would essentially be beating Jonathan at his own game.It was guaranteed to get under Jonathan's skin.Chester had no moral objections and thought Tony's plan was brilliant.Thus, he immediately started spamming the live stream channel with gifts. The more Chester gave, the more Jonathan tried to match him.I
"Seriously, there are millions of guys in the world. There are definitely men out there who want a DINK lifestyle. Why are you jumping in and out of this giant pit of red flags?""Forget it. I'm done giving advice. Some people are just destined for this kind of mess. Say too much and you get karmic blowback.""Madam, why don't you let her try that relationship simulation app you showed us last time? Let her see how brutal reality is.""Who even got chosen for the internal testing slots? Is the app really that amazing? It's driving me nuts every day. Madam, when will the open beta version be released?""Same here. I'm waiting too. That app seems like the perfect cure for my decision paralysis."The chat completely shifted focus from the young lady's problem to Chester's relationship simulation app.Previously, Giselle had only given out 50 internal testing slots.Those who weren't picked were dying of curiosity, sending daily DMs that vanished without a response.Now, Giselle's
A viewer typed, "I'm just a pure and innocent college student. That line means the guy has standards and that his family's conservative.""You're still a clueless college student. Wait till you gain more life experience. You'll realize how funny you sound right now when you do.""When I first saw that line, I just knew that this guy's a walking red flag.""Is there a guy out there who isn't a pervert? Even if there's a group of conservative men out there, the chances of meeting them are one in a million. In any case, I haven't come across any. All the guys I've met were dying to devour me."The woman who was on the joint stream responded, "He's just a simple man."Giselle was momentarily at a loss for words. She responded, "I think that description suits you better. I've already said so much, yet you still think he's just a simple man?"Young women were indeed the most gullible.If he really was a simple person, he would have written every little detail about himself and his fam
"I'm guessing he's a square-shaped man. He's already overweight, so if he's shorter than 5'11"... The image in my head is too wild. I don't even wanna imagine it.""This feels more interesting than listening to gossip. Can I give a suggestion? Can we have two people join the stream at the same time?"If the guy is here, it's definitely going to be way more interesting!"Giselle glanced at the chat box for a short while before moving onto the next bit of information. "'Kind face,' huh? It's actually pretty rare to see someone use this word to describe themself. Most people would say they have symmetrical features. "But there's also a possibility that he's just bad with words.""Madam, you're too kind. I bet that this guy's 100% ugly.""If he has a kind face, then I'm saying I have an innocent face. What an odd way to describe himself! He's definitely someone without any substance.""If he's not ugly, I'm washing my hair on live cam while doing a handstand."Giselle said, "When