Ivan laughed loudly. “And did you get that from my sister?”
“Actually, no. I used this thing called a brain. You might have heard of them.”
“Oh, you mean you have one, too? I thought that peculiar phenomenon only existed at the end of my cock.”
I bit the inside of my cheek. “Dick.”
“How apt.”
“You’re such a twat.”
He looked over his shoulder a



