"And here we have the phallus," "Christ, that looks like a giant dick!" Chris exclaimed, staring at the art on the wall. His wife, Ally, giggled and shoved him in the belly, blushing furiously as many people on the tour turned to glare at them. "Sorry," Ally mumbled. "He acts like a six-year-old at times. " The museum guide gave a scoff and began describing the painting of the 'giant dick' in question. "God, Chris, that was embarrassing," Ally whispered, dragging a hand down her face. "This is why I never bring you anywhere," Her husband chuckled, grabbing at her waist. "Oh admit it, this would be boring shit without me here. And who paints a dick anyway and hangs it in a museum?" "It's symbolic," Ally argued and they both laughed. Standing behind her, Chris dropped his lips to her ea
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