~ LydiaI walked back into the office exactly thirty-two minutes later. He was still there, sitting like a child in timeout, elbows on his knees, head dropped, twiddling his thumbs as if the world had ended.“Stephano Maddens,” I announced, tossing my bag on his desk with all the drama of a movie reveal, “congratulations, you’re getting married.”He lifted his head slowly, like someone waking from a bad dream. For a second, I thought he hadn’t heard me. And then, he exploded.He shot out of his chair, laughter bursting out of him like a fire hydrant. He actually doubled over, clutching his stomach, wheezing.“Oh my God…” he gasped, tears threatening to spill from the corner of his eyes. “That’s…oh, that’s rich. Lydia, you’ve finally lost it. Marriage? Me? Ha! That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all year.”I just stood there, staring blankly, arms crossed, waiting. “Did I say something funny?”“Yes!” He pointed at me as though I’d just performed stand-up. “Hilarious! ‘Stephano Maddens
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