A Younger Man's Obsession With My Wife (2)He asked a few silly questions and my wife kept giving him the same generic advice when, right out of the blue—and I will never forget this moment for the rest of my life—I said, without a great deal of thought, "Enough about the hand job. Honey, will you please give him the hand job so we can stop talking about it?"There was a very odd five seconds of silence before my wife finally replied, her chin practically on the floor, "Um, what was that, Mr. Mike?"I just kind of grinned and said, "What the hell? Just give the poor guy a hand job before he jumps off a bridge. Then we won't have to hear any more about it." She kept her mouth open the entire time I was speaking, utterly shocked, almost as if waiting for the punchline, while Jack sat there looking like a deer in the headlights.Finally, Jack said, "Oh shit, are you serious? Oh shit, oh my God, you need to stop teasing. You're kidding, right?"My wife just kept staring at me, almost the
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