Things are going well.“You know, you look like a busy, important man,” I say, doing my best to keep my ever-growing desperation out of my voice. “I’m sure other busy, important men and women would very much like your attention somewhere else in the party, right?”He shrugs. “Maybe. Hard to say.”“But easy to find out! You could go…over there, maybe!” I jut my chin in the direction of the back lawn. “Or there. Or there. Anywhere, really. Lots of people are no doubt extremely eager to ask you about, uh, world politics or the economy or who you think is gonna win Naked & Afraid this season.”Unfortunately, Prince Testosterone doesn’t take any of my suggestions. “Then they can wait.” He inches closer, which I really, really wish he wouldn’t do. “What’s your name?”“Who, me?”“No, the other girl cowering in the corner.”I force a laugh. “Oh, I’m nobody. Not busy or important in the least, and I don’t even watch Naked & Afraid!”It feels like the walls are closing in. I’m making silent oat
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