All Chapters of Office Jokes About My Toilet Time Went Too Far: Chapter 1 - Chapter 9

9 Chapters

Chapter 1

Just then, the glass door of the office swung open.My manager, Miguel Studdard, lumbered in with his big belly jutting out in front of him. He caught every word I'd just said.His expression instantly fell, and a flicker of panic crossed his eyes.Vanessa Shallow, who'd been sharp-tongued and sarcastic just moments earlier, shifted her expression instantly.With reddened eyes, she rushed over to Miguel's side, pointed at me, and complained, "Mr. Studdard, you have to stand up for me! I know Macy is jealous that I came back after my maternity leave and is worried I'll steal her spotlight, but how could she spread such disgusting rumors about us?"I just had a baby! If my reputation is ruined, how am I supposed to go on living?"Miguel, already feeling guilty, immediately seized the chance to give himself a way out when he saw Vanessa crying. His face darkened as he pointed straight at me."Macy Monroe!" he roared. "Vanessa is a long-time employee here and your senior! How can yo

Chapter 2

Once I was suspended, my situation in the office only got worse.Workplace culture had always been about sucking up to the powerful and trampling on the weak.Those male colleagues who had laughed along with Vanessa became even more brazen, piling on relentlessly."Hey, Macy, take this report and shred it.""Macy, go downstairs and pick up my package for me. Oh, and bring me back a coffee too—one sugar, no ice."I used to be the department's top sales performer. Now, I'd been reduced to everyone's errand runner.These people had always been jealous of me and had finally found an outlet.Without a word, I took the trash and documents they handed me.If I wanted to bring them down, the best thing to do was to let them run wild first.During the lunch break, Todd snuck into the supply room to find me, looking guilty."Babe, are you still mad at me?" he asked, reaching out to grab my hand, but I pulled away in disgust.He sighed. "You're just too stubborn. Vanessa has Mr. Studda

Chapter 3

A few days later, a notification from Miguel popped up in the department group chat. He had tagged everyone."We're celebrating Vanessa's success in securing the Gilla Group project at the VIP room at the Grand Lyre Hotel tonight at 8:00 pm. Attendance is mandatory—no exceptions!"The chat was instantly flooded with flattery and bootlicking messages.Todd was especially ingratiating. "Mr. Studdard is the wisest, and Vanessa is the most amazing! I'm definitely raising a toast to Vanessa tonight!"Seeing the screen flooded with celebratory messages, I coldly locked my phone.Before getting off work, Miguel stopped by my desk and tapped on it."Macy, make sure you come to the celebration dinner tonight. Young people should learn from their outstanding seniors. Stop keeping to yourself all the time."I looked up and nodded obediently. "Of course, Mr. Studdard. I'll be there on time."…That evening, Miguel sat at the head of the table in a VIP room at the Grand Lyre Hotel. He was

Chapter 4

Several stern-looking men stood at the doorway.At the front was none other than the CEO of Gilla Group and the ultimate decision-maker for this project, Terrence Kapowsky.He stood there, radiating the authority of someone long accustomed to being in charge.The moment Miguel saw him, he sobered up immediately and quickly scrambled forward to greet him."Mr. Kapowsky, what brings you here in person?" he asked, his tone dripping with flattery. "You should've given me a heads-up. I would've gone downstairs to welcome you myself! Please, take the seat at the head of the table. Vanessa, hurry and pour Mr. Kapowsky a drink!"Vanessa hurriedly adjusted her low-cut neckline and walked forward, swaying her hips."Mr. Kapowsky, was my presentation this afternoon in the conference room not enough for you?" she asked, her voice syrupy sweet. "You even came all the way here tonight for more?"As she spoke, she reached out to link her arm with his."Get lost!" Terrence barked loudly, shaki

Chapter 5

"I'm sorry I'm late, CeCe."The moment those words—sounding especially respectful and familiar—left Terrence's lips, the whole private room fell silent. Everyone's eyes widened, as if they couldn't believe what they'd just heard.After a brief silence, Vanessa suddenly burst into loud, shrill laughter."CeCe? Oh my goodness, that's hilarious!"She pointed at me, her face full of disdain and contempt. "I knew it! How could a fresh graduate like you possibly land a client as tough as Gilla Group on your own? Turns out all you did was just climb into Mr. Kapowsky's bed!"She turned to the pale-faced Miguel, convinced that she'd figured everything out. "Don't be scared, Miguel. He's just pretending to be all respectful. It's part of their bedroom kink. These rich older guys love these role-playing games nowadays."You're such a slut, Macy. You really stooped to such disgusting lows just to land a project? And you even have the nerve to show off about it at a team dinner?"As soon as

Chapter 6

Several uniformed police officers burst into the room. Behind them was Stephanie Lane from our company's finance department, along with a few other colleagues from other departments.Stephanie's eyes were red and swollen. The moment she rushed in, she pushed through the crowd and grabbed Vanessa by the hair, hard."Vanessa, you heartless monster! Give me my money back! That was the money I saved for my mom's heart bypass surgery! That money would've saved her life!" she wailed uncontrollably, frantically clawing at Vanessa's clothes.Everyone in the room was stunned."What are you doing?" Vanessa screamed as she struggled. "Let go, you insane woman! Investments always come with risk! How is it my fault if you lost money?""Investments?" I scoffed coldly.I pulled out a thick stack of bank statements from my bag and slammed them onto the dining table. "You call these 'investments', Vanessa?"I glanced at the male colleagues who had been cracking vulgar jokes at the table earlier

Chapter 7

The male colleagues who had been jeering earlier now looked like they wanted nothing more than to dig a hole in the floor and disappear. They all shrank back, not daring to make a sound.Just as the police were about to take Miguel and Vanessa away, Todd suddenly stepped out from the corner.He forced a loving but aggrieved expression onto his face and hurried toward me. "Babe! How hard it must've been for you to hide all this from me! Why didn't you tell me your real identity sooner?" he asked, his eyes slightly red and his voice trembling. "When Miguel and the others were pressuring you earlier, my heart was bleeding for you. But to protect our future and to be able to take care of you openly, I had no choice but to endure it and pretend to go along with them."He added, "CeCe, since you're the chairman's daughter, let's stop hiding our relationship. I'll announce it to the whole company tomorrow. From now on, I'll be your devoted right-hand man. Together, we'll make this compan

Chapter 8

"Macy! Don't get too cocky just yet!" Vanessa screamed hysterically as she watched Todd being dealt with.Her hair was all over the place as she clung desperately to Miguel's leg. "Miguel, you can't abandon me! I'm pregnant with your baby again! And it's a son this time! If you don't protect me, I'll abort this child!"Hearing the word "son", Miguel, who had already given up all hope, suddenly shuddered violently.His wife had never been able to have children, and Vanessa's firstborn was a daughter. At his age, having another child wasn't exactly realistic, so this son had come at the perfect time.A trace of hesitation flashed in his eyes, and he actually looked up and tried to plead with me, "Ms. Monroe… Everything was my fault, but the child is innocent. Could you please, for the sake of—"But before he could finish, the door to the private room was forcefully kicked open. A well-built, imposing woman stormed in, followed by four burly bodyguards in black.It was none other th

Chapter 9

The next day, the branch office experienced a massive upheaval.The police and the headquarters' internal audit team jointly reviewed all the accounts. Every employee involved in bullying, illegal investments, or taking kickbacks was investigated and dismissed without exception.The entire office was thoroughly purged, and the atmosphere was completely refreshed.I took off the cheap shirt I had worn to keep a low profile and changed into a perfectly-tailored, high-end black business suit. At 10:00 am, I walked into the office, surrounded by more than a dozen senior executives. Today was the day I officially took over the branch office.I'd just reached the elevators when I ran into Todd, carrying a shabby cardboard box and slinking out dejectedly. He was facing a massive lawsuit for leaking trade secrets, and he looked completely haggard, as if he'd aged ten years overnight.Seeing me walking in with everyone crowding around me, his footsteps came to an abrupt halt. His eyes we

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