By the time the Moretti family found me after I slipped away from the party, Walter, the butler, and I were already getting along like old friends.Walter had clearly decided he liked me."Poppy says she'll help me open a sports bar after I retire," he announced.My mother's expression turned grim. She dragged me to the guest room and locked the door from the outside. There was no television, no radio, and no one else in the room. After three minutes, my skin began to crawl. After five, I called a hotel's customer service line."Thank you for calling. How may I help you?"The moment someone answered, I could breathe again."Nothing urgent. I just wanted to make sure you're having a good day."The representative paused. "Ma'am, are you trying to book a room?""No, but you sound tired. Did you have a difficult customer today?""Ma'am...""Do you have the weekend off? Any plans?"Half an hour later, I knew she owned a dog named Milo. She politely begged me to end the call and give her fi
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