I hung up. The phone rang again almost immediately."Mr. Selwyn, what you just said... that was just anger talking, right? After all, the deceased were your biological parents. Per standard procedure, we still needed you to come in and sign off, handle the remains, and the arrangements.""I was not speaking out of anger." My voice came out so calm it sounded foreign, even to me."Contact the funeral home directly and have them cremated.""That... that was not exactly...""Then process it as an accidental death with no next of kin." I cut him off. "Consider it the last thing I ever did for them."The man on the other end was clearly at a loss. After a long pause, he managed, "We... we would need a signed authorization from the immediate family. At the very least...""Could I do it electronically? I could record a video authorization right now."There was another silence. Then, with obvious discomfort, he said, "We will handle it per your request. The authorization documents will
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