When my best friend, Natalie Grey, was born, she didn't cry. Instead, she peed right in the face of her cheating father.Later, her mother ran off, and her father dumped her on the doorstep of a children's home.It broke my heart to see her so skinny she was nothing but skin and bones, so every day I snuck food to her.Digging into the meat in her bowl, she looked up at me with steely resolve. "From now on, if anyone messes with you, I'll take them out for you!"I thought she was joking. I never imagined I had actually raised a little hellion who would kill for me.In elementary school, a classmate gave me a nasty nickname. Natalie grabbed an inspection stamp from a pig farm, stormed into the classroom, and stamped "Grade A, Inspected" all over his body.In middle school, a local thug cornered me for protection money. Natalie charged at him, hoisted the five-foot-eleven hoodlum into the air, and swung him around like a strand of pulled taffy.In high school, a boy tried to force
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