All Chapters of I Got a Vasectomy, She Got Knocked Up: Chapter 1 - Chapter 9

I opened my mouth, unsure what to say next.James Litt got out of his car and patted my shoulder like he always did. "Sorry, Seth, I was drunk that day and thought your wife was my girlfriend. Since we're friends, what's mine will be yours. Once the baby is born, you can be the godfath—"Without waiting for him to finish, I swung a punch at him.The next second, my wife, Anne Baker, raised her handbag and hit me hard on the forehead. "Seth Reed, how could you hit him? James only told you everything because he still sees you as a friend!"She strode over and helped James up from the ground, concern in her eyes.I watched her, feeling a pang in my heart. With bloodshot eyes, I roared, "Even an idiot knows that a friend's wife is off-limits! And you dare say he did nothing wrong?"Anne looked unconcerned. "I already told you it happened because we were drunk. Are you incapable of understanding what I said? But I got to be honest with you—James is way better in bed than you are. You

But now, the robot lay on the floor, shattered.I rushed inside and picked up the pieces, but its core components were already shattered beyond repair.Just then, James walked in. Although he sounded apologetic, his eyes were full of malice. "Seth, the robot fell to the floor while I was packing up your things. I thought it was unwanted trash, so I accidentally stepped on it and broke it into pieces."But the last time James came over, I had told him that this robot was extremely important to me. Obviously, he did it on purpose.Knowing that, my fury grew, but James kept rambling on."I never expected a man pushing 30 like you to be interested in something so childish. No wonder Anne kept complaining to me that you're a good-for-nothing. You should really—"I didn't wait for him to finish before punching him in the face. "James, you did it on purpose!"James spat on the floor, saying viciously, "You're right! I did it on purpose." Suddenly, his voice turned aggrieved. "Seth, I

The moment the words left my mouth, the lively banquet hall fell silent. Everyone fixed their gazes on me.Anne and James were caught by surprise. They didn't expect me to publicly expose such a humiliating matter in front of everyone without regard for Mom's health. Their eyes were filled with disbelief.Mom's smile stiffened, and she pulled a bottle of heart medication from her bag with trembling hands, pouring nearly half of it into her mouth.Then she pointed at Anne and asked me, "Seth, are you saying the baby isn't yours?"Anne didn't give me a chance to respond, cutting in, "Diana, of course the baby is Seth's."She turned toward me and gave me an accusing look. "Seth, what do you mean? Are you seriously abandoning the baby and me because you have a mistress?I've always pretend like nothing's wrong when you fool around. "But look at where you are now. Did you consider what kind of position your words would put me in?"James immediately understood what game Anne was playi

Everyone present heard everything Anne had said. They were all stunned by her shamelessness, and none of them could understand how she could say those words to me as if she were completely in the right.Color drained from Anne's and James' faces.Before they could deny anything, I added, "Don't even try to claim this recording is fake. I'm more than willing to have it verified by a professional agency."I completely shut Anne down before she could say anything.She thought about it before forcing an awkward smile. "Honey, I was just joking with you. I didn't expect you to take it seriously. Of course the baby is yours. Even if you had a vasectomy, it doesn't mean you totally lose your ability to have kids. Didn't the doctor say there's an exception to everything?"I gave her a mocking smile in return. "Oh, really? Even if this was an exception, would you dare take a paternity test with me? If you don't dare to, then I'll see you in court."Anne obviously wouldn't dare take up my

I glared at Anne, and she quickly backtracked."Seth, I really know my mistake now. Please give me another chance, okay? I promise I'll be good to you from now on. I know you dislike the baby, so I got rid of it and had my tubes tied. We'll remain childfree from now on!"Hearing the word "childfree" come out of her mouth was downright laughable.I stared at her coldly and gave a mocking smile. "Are you done? If you are, I'm heading home!""Seth, don't be so cruel to me, okay? Didn't you say you would protect me forever, no matter what happened? When I was sick, you stayed by my side all night. You wouldn't let me do any chores, and when I said I wanted to be childfree, you got a vasectomy without a second thought. "See… I remember everything you did."As Anne said this, she even forced out a couple of tears.So she knew I treated her well, yet she still chose to betray and hurt me. A woman like her didn't deserve all the love I gave her.Without a trace of emotion, I replied,