I'd put up with nine absurd wedding delays.The first time, it was Raphael's mother and her "sudden flu."She called to apologize in a weak voice. "Vera, I've suddenly come down with the flu, and the doctor says it's very contagious. We have to cancel the wedding!"The second time, Raphael's best friend had an "accident" on his way over."Sorry, Vera. If I miss my chance to carry Cosima on my back during the bouquet toss at my best friend's wedding, I'll regret it forever. We go way back, so please wait a little longer, okay?"The third time, the fourth time... all the way to the ninth.Every time, right before the wedding, a different friend showed up with some ridiculous excuse, and every time, my wedding fell through.Until now.When Raphael glanced at me again, clearly working up to something, I didn't even look up. By now, it was almost a reflex: I texted every guest to say the wedding was postponed."I've already postponed it. Go ahead. What's the 'legitimate' reason this time?"
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