BANG! CRASH!The heavy steel storage door finally gives up the ghost, bursting inward off its rusted hinges as the six-foot shelving unit packed with canned pumpkin puree topples sideways across the concrete floor like a timbered redwood."Oh, marvelous! Welcome to Zinnia’s House of Pain, please wipe your rotting feet on the canned squash before attempting to eat my face!" I yell at the top of my lungs, vaulting onto an overturned wooden pallet while gripping my ten-inch serrated chef’s knife with both white-knuckled hands.Three rotting zombies tumble into the cramped storage room in a tangled heap of torn winter coats, blackened fingernails, and holiday tinsel. The nearest one—a gaunt, grey-skinned man wearing a crooked plastic reindeer headband and a blood-soaked supermarket apron—scrambles upright first, lunging straight at my shins with a wet, rattling hiss."Back off, Rudolph, your nose isn't red—that’s just dried arterial spray!" I shout, swinging my chef’s knife in a wild hori
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