What The Pirate Said On His 80th Birthday, In A Dad Joke

2025-03-14 13:51:57 462

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Wyatt
Wyatt
2025-03-15 20:41:03
As I celebrate me 80th year, I have officially joined the 'Aaarrrrthritis' club! What can I say? Some days me back be as creaky as me ship!
Sophia
Sophia
2025-03-16 18:43:42
On me 80th birthday, I told everyone I still sail the seas. They asked how often, and I said, 'Only when I can find me other leg!'
Abigail
Abigail
2025-03-18 01:12:55
Aye matey, I be 80 today, and I still have the best treasure map—it's called the bathroom!
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