
Wrong Group Chat: My Wife's Lover Fired MeThe first thing I do after getting off the plane is to text my wife, Ella Spencer, that I'm safe and sound.
Since I'm too eager to send the text, I end up sending the text to my work group chat. Before I can delete the message, the new HR employee, Dexter Brooks, suddenly calls me on the phone.
"You're fired."
I question him immediately, "All I did was text the wrong group chat! How does that warrant a dismissal?"
Dexter shouts at me immediately, "How dare you send such lovey-dovey messages on the company's group chat! I will not tolerate this behavior in my company!"
His statement catches me off guard.
"Your company?"
Dexter's arrogance kicks up a few notches.
"What, are you saying that this is your company? Ms. Spencer is my wife! Her company is naturally mine!"
After a moment's silence, I send another text to the work group chat.
"Ella Spencer, you must be feeling quite smug now, huh? Not only did you claim that the company is yours, but you also switched your own husband out for someone else."