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（Sequel of Pregnant and rejected by my alpha mate. Can be read alone. ）Today I had my first kiss. It wasn’t planned. It was also with a complete stranger. As I walked through the halls of my school, Higala Shifter Academy, I paused when a familiar sense washed over me. My boyfriend, Scott, was nearby, and he wasn’t alone. “You are so naughty, Scott,” the she-wolf Sarah chuckled. “Only for you, babe,” he replied, muffled as her lips closed around his. At that moment, I felt sick to my stomach. “Oh, Scott. Stop it. You know we can’t be seen together. What if your girlfriend finds us?” “She’s in class. She’s never late. You don’t need to worry.” My heart was heavy in my chest, but also a wave of fury and resentment crossed me.“Lila?” Scott breathed, staring at me in shock “What are you—” Before he could get the entire question out, I turned to the gentleman beside me, placing my hands on his shoulders and pulling him toward me. He went easily, though his eyes showed nothing but confusion. I closed my eyes tightly so I wouldn’t have to see his expression any longer. Then, our lips touched. Later, I walked into my class but found,It was him… The man I kissed only moments ago in the hallway. The man I had given my first kiss to, was my professor.

8.7

688 Chapters

Sinful Temptation

"Where will you hide, doll?" His deep raspy voice resonated in an empty, dark classroom. Her heart thudded in her ears. Her feet involuntarily moved back, shoulders shrinking in fear as he took threatening steps towards her like a predator. "N-no..." She stuttered, chin-wobbling, lips trembling. The certainty of her being alone in the presence of this beast-like man had her legs going jello. Emma was scared. So damn scared. "You can't deny me, Belle. I'm your mate. You're fucking mine!" He growled. * Emma Belle Richardson is a 17-year-old nerd who dedicates herself to schoolwork and books rather than socializing. She doesn't have any friends and is an outcast. She has more to her than anyone can imagine. She prefers to stay under the radar, but what happens when she'll catch the eyes of the man who will cause catastrophe in her peaceful life. Xander Colt is a 27-year-old mysterious man with extremely good looks. There was nothing known about him. The Greek God-like man with sharp green eyes, and dark tattoos, who could easily be considered a top-notch model or a beast-like warrior came as a mathematics teacher in the middle of a semester. Strange wasn't it! Naive girl Alpha male Erotica Hot Romance Student and Teacher Werewolf Warning ️ 18+

9.2

102 Chapters

BURNING PASSION: MY FORBIDDEN LOVER

Eighteen years old Marilyn Muriel is shocked on one beautiful summer by her mom when she brings in a strikingly, handsome young man and introduces him as her new husband. An instant unexplainable connection is formed between her and this Greek god as he secretly begins to cast various unwanted signals towards her. Marilyn soon finds herself going through various, irresistible sexual escapades with this charming, seductive fellow in the absence of her mom. What will be the fate or outcome of such an act and will her mom ever get to know the atrocity going on right under her nose?

9.6

115 Chapters

Rejected, But Claimed By The Hybrid Alpha

Sai caught her mate, Theodore, cheating with her stepsister on her mating ceremony. She confronts them only to find out that Theodore doesn't love her. He Rejected her and puts her up for sale but just when Sai was about to be sold as a slave, the Hybrid Alpha, Caspian, arrives and claimed Sai as his mate. With Caspian by her side, Theodore becomes JEALOUS. He wants Sai back as his mate but the decision lies in Sai's hand. Will she go back to her Cheating ex-mate or stay with Caspian who promised to help her exact her Revenge? Note: This Story ends on a cliffhanger!

Not enough ratings

6 Chapters

Triplet Alpha's Bullied Luna

"You're a curse, Eileen! Everyone around you becomes miserable because of you!" "You're the damned one, Eileen! You shouldn't have been born!" The pain was too much, and Elleen clutched her heart and fainted among the Stoneheart wolves. "Mate!" She never expected to become Alpha Jason's Mate! Did the moon goddess realize her injustice? Was this a good start for her? "The thing I regret most is claiming you as my mate! You'll never give birth to a healthy child. You have no value to the pack!" "Leave with your monster!" Jason announced viciously. "No!" Eileen's heart was pierced again. Why was fate so unfair to her? What had she done to deserve this? She looked at her sleeping daughter and collapsed in the forest. The rogues caught her scent, and despair washed over her as she wondered if her fate would end there. Suddenly, a black wolf appeared and killed the rogues. The sweet scent of her mate filled her senses, and her inner wolf howled wildly in her mind! A second mate? But when she saw the black wolf transform into a human, she felt the air around her being sucked away! Why was the moon goddess so cruel to her, driving her out of the wolf pack? The person who drove her out turned out to be her second partner! The triplets who bullied her had become her second mate! What would her fate be? Would she continue to be hurt, or had the triplets uncovered the truth and decided to protect her? So, would Eileen choose to accept or reject?

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60 Chapters

Claimed By The Lycan Brothers

“I don't want to go back there…” I shuffled back on my feet, my leg catching against a root making me stumble and fall while the three men loomed over me, something akin to interest in their eyes. “Be calm. We do not seek to harm you. Let us help you. You are a member of Silver hollow pack, right? We'll get you back in and in return…” One of them paused, crouching down to my level, a smirk on his handsome face. “You can help us princess”

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25 Chapters

am i funny

2 answers2025-03-12 08:41:40

I like to think I have a decent sense of humor. Some friends often laugh at my quirky comments and jokes. Humor is subjective, but when I can make someone smile, it feels great. I enjoy clever wordplay and lighthearted banter in conversations. Keeping it simple yet amusing seems to be my style. If others find me funny, that's a win in my book!

what if questions funny

3 answers2025-03-19 09:22:41

Imagine if cats could talk and would complain about their humans. I can just picture my cat, Whiskers, rolling his eyes and saying, 'Really? You think I'm going to chase that red dot again? I've got a nap schedule to keep!' Cats would definitely critique our lives like the snarky little creatures they are. It'd be hilarious to see what they think of our obsession with cat videos online. If only they knew it's basically fan fiction for humans!

may the fourth be with you funny

4 answers2025-03-19 11:22:17

The phrase 'May the Fourth be with you' cracks me up every time! It's such a clever pun on 'Star Wars' that I can't resist sharing it with friends. I love how geek culture embraces humor, especially surrounding franchises like 'Star Wars', where the lore is deep yet the jokes are lighthearted. One of my favorite moments was dressing up as a Jedi and quoting Yoda with my pals. Celebrating this day with themed snacks and movie marathons is always a blast. It's an epic way to connect with fellow fans over the force and silly jokes!

Are there any hidden jokes in the funny novel?

5 answers2025-04-25 12:38:05

In 'The Second Time Around', the humor is layered with subtle jokes that aren’t immediately obvious. One of the funniest hidden gags is the recurring mention of a mysterious neighbor who’s always seen carrying a different odd item—a ladder, a potted plant, a giant inflatable flamingo. It’s never explained why, but it becomes a running visual joke that mirrors the couple’s own chaotic life. Another hidden gem is the husband’s habit of quoting movie lines in serious moments, but always getting them slightly wrong. It’s subtle, but once you notice it, it’s hilarious. The novel also sneaks in playful nods to classic romantic comedies, like a scene where they argue in the rain, but instead of a dramatic kiss, they both slip and end up laughing in a puddle. These little details make the humor feel organic and rewarding for attentive readers.

What I love most is how the humor isn’t just for laughs—it’s a way to show the couple’s resilience. Even in their messiest moments, they find ways to laugh, and that’s what keeps them going. The hidden jokes are like little love notes to the reader, reminding us that even in the chaos, there’s always something to smile about.

What are the best quotes from the funny novel?

5 answers2025-04-25 07:07:14

One of the funniest moments in the novel comes when the protagonist, trying to impress a date, accidentally orders a dish called 'The Kraken’s Revenge' at a fancy restaurant. The waiter deadpans, 'It’s not just spicy, it’s legally considered a weapon in three states.' The protagonist, sweating profusely, replies, 'I’ll take it as a challenge—and a life insurance policy.' The entire scene is a riot, especially when the date ends up loving the dish and casually mentions she’s a competitive chili eater. The dialogue is sharp, the timing impeccable, and it perfectly captures the absurdity of trying too hard.

Another gem is when the protagonist’s best friend, after a series of disastrous decisions, says, 'I’m not saying I’m the reason chaos exists, but I’m definitely its favorite customer.' This line becomes a running gag throughout the book, popping up at the worst (and funniest) moments. The humor is self-deprecating but relatable, making it a standout quote that readers love to quote in real life.

how old is funny mike

2 answers2025-03-12 09:48:42

Funny Mike is 27 years old, born on October 8, 1996. I’ve seen some of his hilarious skits, and he just keeps getting better! His comedic timing and energy are infectious. The way he interacts with his audience makes him a standout figure in the online world.

Does the funny novel have a sequel or spin-off?

5 answers2025-04-25 22:45:55

I’ve been following the funny novel for a while, and while it doesn’t have a direct sequel, there’s a spin-off that’s just as hilarious. The spin-off focuses on a side character who was a fan favorite, and it dives into their chaotic life after the events of the original story. The humor is still sharp, but it’s got a fresh vibe because it’s set in a completely different setting—think small-town shenanigans instead of big-city chaos. The author really nailed the balance between keeping the tone familiar and introducing new quirks. I’d say it’s a must-read if you loved the original, especially if you’re into character-driven comedy. It’s not just a rehash; it’s a whole new adventure with the same wit and charm.

What’s cool is that the spin-off also drops little Easter eggs for fans of the first book. You’ll catch references to the main characters, and there’s even a cameo that had me laughing out loud. It’s clear the author put a lot of thought into expanding the universe without losing what made the original so special. If you’re looking for something that feels like a reunion with an old friend but also surprises you, this spin-off is it.

How does the funny novel compare to its anime adaptation?

5 answers2025-04-25 12:37:45

The funny novel and its anime adaptation feel like two sides of the same coin, but with distinct flavors. The novel dives deep into the internal monologues and subtle humor that often get lost in translation. Reading it, I could savor the wit in the protagonist’s thoughts, which were so sharp they made me laugh out loud. The anime, on the other hand, brings the story to life with vibrant visuals and exaggerated expressions that amplify the comedy. While the novel’s humor is more cerebral, the anime leans into slapstick and timing, making it accessible even to those who might not pick up the book. Both versions complement each other, but if I had to choose, the novel’s depth makes it my favorite.

One thing I noticed is how the anime expands on certain scenes, adding new jokes or even entire subplots that weren’t in the novel. It’s like getting bonus content, but sometimes it strays from the original’s charm. Still, the voice acting and soundtrack in the anime add layers of emotion and humor that the novel can’t replicate. It’s a testament to how different mediums can bring their own magic to the same story.

What are the funniest scenes in the funny novel series?

5 answers2025-04-25 11:19:23

The funniest scenes in the novel series are often the ones that catch you completely off guard. Like in 'The Misadventures of Max', when Max tries to bake a cake for his girlfriend and ends up setting the kitchen on fire. The chaos that ensues—his dog running around with flour all over, the smoke alarm blaring, and his neighbor barging in with a fire extinguisher—is pure gold. But what makes it hilarious is Max’s over-the-top narration, where he compares the disaster to a Shakespearean tragedy. It’s absurd, relatable, and downright laugh-out-loud funny.

Another scene that sticks with me is from 'Love, Lies, and Lattes', where the main character accidentally sends a text meant for their best friend to their boss. The text is a rant about how much they hate their job, complete with emojis and GIFs. The boss’s deadpan response and the ensuing awkward office meeting are comedy gold. The way the character tries to dig themselves out of the hole, only to make it worse, is both cringe-worthy and hysterical. These moments are so well-timed and written that they stay with you long after you’ve finished reading.

Which characters in the funny novel are known for their humor?

5 answers2025-04-25 14:17:14

In the funny novel, the character that stands out for their humor is definitely the quirky neighbor, Mr. Jenkins. He’s always popping up at the most unexpected moments with his absurd one-liners and over-the-top antics. One scene that had me in stitches was when he tried to fix the protagonist’s leaky faucet with duct tape and ended up flooding the kitchen. His humor is so dry and self-deprecating, it’s impossible not to laugh.

Another character who brings the laughs is the protagonist’s best friend, Sarah. She’s the kind of person who can turn any awkward situation into a comedy goldmine. Her sarcastic remarks and quick wit make her the perfect foil to the protagonist’s more serious demeanor. The banter between them is so natural and hilarious, it feels like you’re eavesdropping on a real conversation.

Lastly, there’s the protagonist’s dog, Buster, who’s unintentionally funny. His antics, like stealing socks and hiding them in the most bizarre places, add a layer of humor that’s both endearing and laugh-out-loud funny. The way the author writes from Buster’s perspective is pure genius, making you see the world through the eyes of a mischievous pup.