System Quest Save Villain FatherWhen I was three and a half, the system sent me back to my dad's high school days.
The good news—the brooding villain destined to destroy the world was still just a blond guy. The bad news—there were way too many blond guys at that school, and I could not tell them apart.
Hence, every time I saw one, I called him 'Dad'. By the time I got to the 101st, I was robbed. He grabbed me by the collar with a fierce look on his face, like he was about to hit me at any second.
The long-dormant system suddenly spoke up, "Kiddo, the one walking out of the school right now is your dad!"
I sniffled and shouted, "Hey, you'd better be careful! I'm telling you, my dad's almost an adult! Right, Dad? Elliot!"
Elliot Smith froze for a second and pointed at himself. "Who, me?"