500 Novel(s) Related To Funny Couple Quotes

*Abandoning ship isn’t my style. It wasn’t hers either, but our circumstances ripped us apart. Now it’s not just a literal ocean standing between us. Francine Chirilova has no direction. After coming out of the closet leaves her without a family at age 18, the quick witted 25 year old has been forced to survive on her connections and kind personality. Throw in a rapidly decreasing appetite and a tendency to gravitate toward abusive women for a epic shit show. While recovering from her latest 4 year long mistake, she makes a strong, yet unlikely connection with her virtual best friend. Que in recovering alcoholic Vasilisa Krovopuskova, aged 26 from Siberia, Russia. After surviving a grueling upbringing on her own, trust is a difficult concept to grasp. Already having experienced heartbreak once before, she wasn’t looking for anything serious when Francine crash landed into her life via an online sanctuary for lesbians. With an ocean separating the two, neither Francine nor Vasilisa know which direction to swim in. Will they stay on their side of the world, or drown trying to get to the other? *Disclaimer* - Strong mature content. 18+, please Book one. To follow is book two: “Our Blank Canvas.”

Seorang perempuan berusia 20 tahun terpaksa harus menikahi laki-laki yang umurnya lebih tua dari dia. perbedaan usia itu membuat mereka selalu berdebat. Karena bedaan pendapat. palagi kepribadian mereka yang sangat jauh berbeda, jihan perempuan yang terkenal dengan ke bar-bar rannya. Sementara Calvin seorang CEO yang memiliki sifat tenang dan sabar. Bisa kah mereka bertahan dengan pernikahan Mereka? Yuk simak kisah nya biar tau kelanjutan dari kisah mereka berdua.

Autumn Bender is a girl with so many fears and insecurities. She's a kind person that even the world is cruel to her; she will never fight back. Autumn is working as a proofreader in New Publish Incorporation. Her life is neither fun and boring. But suddenly, a life-thrilling event happened wherein her plain, and simple life turns into a traumatic and challenging life. They arrested Autumn and sent her to jail for a crime she never committed. She suffered extremely inside the cell, but a detective came to rescue her. They get along and know each other and soon work together to find the real culprit of the murder.

Year Malkame returns to her hometown after ten years of exile. She came back following pieces of a puzzle she really needed to find in order to meet her Secret santa, the man or woman who had been gifting her lonely childhood Christmases with joy and music. Being sent away from her home at the age of fourteen, she had lost the trail of the person she was looking for. But now, she wants to finally find him. But in her journey, she finds her childhood best friend Justin. A misfortune leaves her under the same roof with this man. What happens when long-time friends come together after ten years? What happens when she realizes who her secret santa is? And what the hell happens when a billionaire decides he suddenly wants her to not only work for him but also be his woman?

Kesalahan kakak laki-lakinya karena menyakiti dan mempermainkan adik Samudra, membuat Naya harus berada diposisi sulit. Banyak hal yang harus Naya relakan termasuk meninggalkan kekasihnya. "Kakakmu itu tidak hanya merenggut kehormatan adik saya, dia juga sudah menyakiti hati keduanya." Tragedi itu terjadi karena sebuah balas dendam. Nyawa dibalas dengan nyawa, mata dibalas dengan mata—katanya.  "Kak Nathan sudah menikah, aku memutuskan untuk tidak menikah seumur hidup, dan... apa ... menikah—" Naya memberanikan diri untuk mendongak menatap tepat di manik mata lelaki itu. "Kenapa? Supaya dokter Sam lebi mudah menghancurkan hidupku?" lanjutnya. Wajah Samudra berubah mengeras setelah mendengar perkataan Naya, menatap Naya dengan kilat marah. "Iya! Jika kamu menikah dengan saya, saya akan lebih mudah untuk membunuhmu dengan perlahan-lahan!" Tidak! Naya tidak ingin menikah dengan laki-laki yang jelas-jelas sudah menghancurkan hidupnya. Namun, takdir tidak selalu menuruti apa yang kita inginkan. Pernikahan itu terjadi—tanpa cinta, bahkan restu dari beberapa orang. ***

Cheryl Salim putri bungsu dari keluarga konglomerat, Salim. Dia tumbuh sebagai gadis manja dan perlakuan protektif keluarganya membuat ia membentengi diri dengan sikap jutek sekaligus kasar agar tidak mudah dipermainkan teman-teman lelakinya. "Dasar cowok gila, kenapa aku harus selalu bertemu dengannya sih!" Geram Cheryl.Takdir mempertemukannya dengan Jeff, si playboy yang akrab dengan kehidupan malam dan wanita. Semenjak pertemuan pertama mereka hanya ada perdebatan dan pertengkaran. "Gadis manja seperti itu bukanlah tipeku! Tapi not bad juga kalau untuk mainan." Ucap Jeff dengan seringaian. Jeff pun mulai menyusun banyak rencana untuk menaklukkan Cheryl. Tapi itu tidaklah mudah karena seiring berjalannya waktu, para wanita dari masa lalu Jeff bermunculan dan menguji cinta yang mulai tumbuh di antara mereka berdua.

Dean Kaivan Balin adalah seorang Pengacara di Firma Hukum besar di Indonesia. Ia adalah pengacara handal yang banyak memenangkan kasus perceraian sampai ia yakin jika tak ada yang namanya cinta sejati. Namun dibalik kesuksesannya, tak banyak yang tau jika ia didiagnosis memiliki BPD, yaitu ganggua

Rossie was always the quiet one, the stick-to-the-rules person who doesn't go against her parents, and a very understanding girlfriend. She was all that until one night she decided on one shot. That one shot turned into a couple more, allowing her to carelessly say "I do" to a man she just met.

Isang malaking kalokohan ang ikasal sa lalaking nakasalubong lamang niya sa daan, Ngunit mas malaking kalokohan ang mag karoon ng feellings dito lalo pa't isang kasunduan lamang ang kanilang kasal. Dalawang karelasyon niya ang nag run away Groom sa araw mismo ng kanilang kasal kaya naman galit na galit ang ama niyang si Don Emilio dahil sa pag kakakaladkad sa kahihiyan ng kanilang pamilya. Sa pangatlong pagkakataon ay muling naulit ang tila sumpa sa buhay ni Sam kaya dahil sa takot na muling madissapoint ang kanyang Ama ay Napilitan siyang mag pakasal sa isang lalaking hindi niya lubos na kilala. Maging happy ending kaya ang lovestory niya sa piling ng lalaking pinili niyang pakasalan? All Rights Reserved Copyrights © 2020 by LEEANNA89

Si Evelyn Garcia ay nagtatrabaho bilang sekretarya ng makapangyarihang self-made billionaire na si Sebastian Martinez ng dalawang taon na. But he hardly noticed her as a person—para sa kanya, siya ay parang robot na sumusunod lang sa mga utos niya, palaging nakasuot ng konserbatibong business clothes at may buhok na laging naka-tighty bun. But things changed when they were both caught in a vulnerable situation. Si Evelyn ay heartbroken nang iwan siya ng kanyang first love para sa isang babae, Samantalang si Sebastian naman ay nahihirapan na iwasan si Sophia, ang ex-girlfriend niya na ngayon ay asawa na ng kanyang client. Evelyn and Sebastian decided to help each other by pretending to be a couple, with an agreement... not to fall in love.

Magkaroon kayang magandang patutunguhan ang pagsasama nina John at Khrystal sa iisang bubong na nabuo lang dahil sa arranged marriage? "Ang pag-aasawa ay hindi isang biro, na kapag ayaw mo na ay basta-basta mo na lang itong maisusuka."

English Story All Rights Reserve Rated R+18 A young lustful loving couple going on a surprise vacation. Things are going quietly.Until the female captain of the ship asks to join in their lustful acts of naughty fun. If the couple doesn't allow her to join, they may be expose in this delicate delicious scandal. An endearing deal.A threesome. The captain blackmailing the couple forces her way in the mix.What will happen to the lustful three ?One thing is for certain. There will be nothing quiet about this voyage. They stay above reefs anchored for the weekend alone. With no one but them...and privacy.

Since the day Serenity got hitched to a stranger on their blind date, she had assumed married life would be ordinary but respectful and mundane. It never crossed her mind that her new husband would be clingy like a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of a shoe. To her utmost surprise, he could make her troubles disappear whenever she was in a fix. Despite her questioning, her husband would always pass it off as luck. Until one day, she watched an interview with a local billionaire known for fussing over his wife. That was when she noticed the uncanny resemblance of the billionaire to her husband. The wife whom he was showering attention on turned out to be her!

[Having accidentally flirted with a legendary powerhouse, she desperately asked for help on the Internet.]After being betrayed by a scumbag and her elder sister, Catherine swore to become the shameless couple’s aunt! With that, she took an interest in her ex-boyfriend’s uncle.Little did she realize that he was wealthier and more handsome than her ex-boyfriend. From then on, she became a romantic wife to her ex-boyfriend’s uncle and always flirted with him.Although the man would give her the cold shoulder, she did not mind as long as she was able to retain her identity as her ex-boyfriend’s aunt.One day, Catherine suddenly realized that she was flirting with the wrong person!The man who she had been going all out to flirt with was not even the scumbag’s uncle!Catherine went mad. “I’m so done. I want to get a divorce!”Shaun was at a loss for words.What an irresponsible woman she was!If she wanted to get a divorce, then she could just dream on!

Rosalie Jacobs had been married to Byron Lawrence for three years before finally getting a divorce. The entirety of Coast City frowned upon her as the outcast wife of a rich family.Six years later, Rosalie returned to the country with a pair of twins and became a world renowned miracle doctor.Countless people flocked to marry her.Suitor No. 1 said, "Miss Jacobs, are your children missing a father? What do you think of me? If you agree, I will treat them like my own."Suitor No. 2, "Miracle doctor Jacobs, I was blown away by your beauty and talent when I first met you. I would like the chance to love you to the best of my ability for the rest of my life. President Lawrence is blind to turn his back on you. I would never leave you!"Just then, a little girl appeared. She hugged Rosalie's leg and said, "Mommy, daddy has been kneeling on the washboard for three days and three nights now. He asked if you’d calmed down yet. If you have, he wants to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get remarried."

Three years ago, she was a poor judge of character. She was willing to donate her kidney and become disfigured for an a**hole. However, not only did that man cheat on her, he had even nearly caused her to lose her life!Three years later, she regained her beauty. Upon her glorious return, she swore to make all a**holes pay for what they did.It was widely known that Stanley Batton, the wealthiest tycoon in Atlantis, was a cruel man feared by many. Although he had the facial features of a passionate man, he was known for his heart of ice.People constantly speculated on the kind of woman who would be able to open his heart.However, to everyone’s surprise, he kneeled on one knee under the spotlight, and in front of every known media company, to tie a butterfly knot on her shoe.“Stanley Batton, what do you really want?” She seemed panicked and flustered.He laughed at himself. “Xyla Quest, no one else but you can take my life away!”

Despite being single, Molly May had become pregnant without her knowing how six years ago. As a result, she fell into disrepute and got abandoned by her family.Six years later, she returned with her triplets: Alex, Ben, and Claudia. The triplets with high IQ found that Sean Anderson was their biological father. Hence, they went to meet him without telling their mother.However, the CEO refused to recognize his offspring. “I have lived chastely and never had physical contact with a woman.”“DNA doesn’t lie, and that’s a fact,” said Alex, the eldest of the bunch.“People say men will forget what they've done after pulling on pants. It seems to be true,” said Ben, the middle child.“You should be happy and grateful to have three adorable kids and a beautiful wife,” said Claudia, the youngest of the bunch.While Sean played the role of a father and his relationship with the triplets grew rapidly, he was estranged from his wife.So the triplets taught him tips and tricks to pursue women: making bold moves, stealing kisses, proposing, etc.Nevertheless, Molly was distraught by his moves. “Such flirting skills befit an experienced male escort.”When Sean's identity was finally revealed, he retorted, “You are the 'escort.' Your entire family are 'escorts!'”

SIX-PACK SERIES BOOK THREE *While this book can be read as a standalone, I'd highly recommend reading books one (Alpha Gray) and two (Alpha Theo) for context before this book* JAX : I'm no stranger to one night stands. Lots of girls want a hook-up with an alpha, so why should this one be any different? Maybe it's because she's the best I ever had. Maybe it's because she refused to tell me anything about herself. We agreed to one night, no strings attached. The problem is, I can't get that night out of my head; I've been obsessed with finding this girl since. When she shows up at the squad complex for training, I feel like it's my lucky day- until my best friend introduces her as his sister and things get... complicated. I can't go against bro code, right? Even if Quinn is my dream girl. Even if there's a crazy attraction between us that's harder to resist every day. I'm so screwed.  ~ QUINN : One night. It was supposed to be one night of anonymous, meaningless with a stranger. I just wanted to have a good time and forget about my cheating ex. It definitely did the trick- I haven't thought about my ex since, but now I can't stop thinking about that night or the sexy stranger who had all the right moves. When I arrive at the complex for a fresh start, I'm shocked to see him again- and even more surprised to find out that he's not only an alpha, but also one of my brother's best friends. Theo would Jax if he found out about that night. He can never know- which means I have to keep my distance. Even if I can't stop fantasizing about Jax. Even if it kills me.

In the Bennet family, Rue had long been jealous of her twin sister, Rachel. She concocted a plan to get Rachel drunk and send her into a stranger's bed at their birthday party, hoping that she would be expelled from the Bennet family with her ruined reputation. However, in the playful hands of fate, Rachel bedded Edward Bluemel, the richest man in the world, and became pregnant. Edward fell head over heels for Rachel, and actively searched for the woman with whom he only had the fortune to meet once. With Rue's manipulation, the couple’s reunion was prevented. Nine months later, Rachel gave birth to a pair of twin boys, which fueled Rue's flames of jealousy once more. In order to take over Rachel’s place as Edward’s wife, Rue took one of the twins and pretended to be her. With that, she managed to marry Edward, though she never had his favor since then. Five years passed, the other twin that was raised by Rachel had grown up to be a cute, kind prodigy. By chance, he entered an upper-class kindergarten where he met his twin brother for the first time…

Liam Danvers, was always looked down on and treated badly by his in-laws and everyone around him, including his wife, all because he was broke. Everyone treated him like trash, like he didn't have emotions, and sometimes his in-laws would beat him up. One day Liam's in-laws beat him up and left him for dead on the streets. Just when Liam thought everything was lost, and he was going to die, a couple introduced themselves as his parents.