My Bully's Crush
"Fine, now take your little butt to bed. Come at it again in the morning. And tell that old man to put down the pipe and take his butt to bed too."
"Okay, Daddy, I'm tired. Grandpa Daddy said it's time to go to bed."
"Tell that boy I don't answer to him. Gimme that phone." Ah, hell, I know exactly what the hell he wants.
"Hey boy, did you meet Snoop yet?"
"Dafuq!"
"Tell him I want to challenge him. I'm no Bob Marley, but I can take that Willie Nelson chump any day."
"Get off my phone, old man."