97 Novel(s) Related To Stupid Funny Quotes

He makes a face, as if he doesn't understand why I said that. "I've told you before, I don't want it to happen. It's gonna be awkward, and scary. Scary because I'm gonna lose my best friend over something so trivial. So what if I have bad first time? Most people have it and they're just fine. They live just fine, move on with other guys, so yeah, you're stupid." He nods once signalling he gets the message but then smiles. He fucking smiles when I called him stupid again. See, he really IS stupid.

I studied this particular topic and I know the answer but I couldn’t remember anything. Just like I didn’t remember to hand over my assignment, or that I had had a test on Tuesday, or where I had put my dorm keys when they were on my desk. Just forgetting small random things. “Stupid bitch doesn’t even know the answer” I heard Suzie whisper, loud enough so only I hear. This was a few minutes after I still couldn’t remember even after Mr. Robinson gave me hints. “Babe, don’t make fun of the mentally challenged” I heard Liam tell her right before they started to silently laugh.

As some really wise person said: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you… “I didn’t mean it that way but what can I say. The quote is made that way.” Zadkiel shrugged, chuckling. Abel was still laughing at it. Zadkiel couldn’t keep his laughter inside when he saw his friend having fits of laughter. He let it out and the two best friends just laughed like they just watched Father do cartwheels while wearing a 70-year-old granny dress and his tights were too stretched that they ripped apart. “Zadkiel, I seriously don’t feel anything at all. Like I just feel sleepy. No pain.” Abel spoke after the laughter had died down and they were enjoying the comfortable silence.

You're also a mess talking to hubby. "Why does it seem like it's my fault, you're the one to explain?" "I'm not stupid to explain, you're just STUPID!" He said with emphasis. "You are STUPID!" I shouted and emphasized the word stupid, who is he to call me stupid huh?! "You're more STUPID!" Well, you want something like that huh, you thought I didn't know anything about that Ken, you're wrong because when it comes to that I'm good. "You mother f*cker!"

To shout and let out his frustrations but he remembered that could not: Real men do not cry. Ron Diego personally thought that saying, stupid.

Li Xian smacked himself in the head as he snarled furiously. “Am I the stupid one or my grandson who is a total idiot?” "Really , what if I'm stupid, grandpa?" Zhou asked innocently. Li Xian looked at Zhou Fu in despair, “ If you were an idiot, Grandpa would surely be very sad.” "Sad?" "Yeah, sad!" "What is the meaning of 'sad'?" Li Xian was wide-eyed. He shook his head and again realized that his grandson was indeed very stupid and innocent. “It's sad… How should I explain it… Sad is, when you feel uncomfortable with the news or something you just found out.”

“I hope you said your last prayer, because we'll be granting those prayers for you.” “Before you kill me, at least hear what my prayers were.” They exchanged glances. “That Rick should kill you two and leave nothing left to remember of your existence.” They bursted out laughing, staring at themselves and then at me. “You're stupid, you know that right?” “I know. And trust me, being stupid is just the best. And do you know why?” “Why?” “Because I just bought myself some time.” I smirked evilly at them.

my friends echoed, raising their drinks. "FUCK THAT BLONDE MOTHERFUCKER!" We were all screaming now, laughing so hard we could barely stand. A few people around us were staring, but I didn't care. I was drunk and angry and finally saying everything I'd been holding in all week. "He's SO—" I gestured wildly. "He's so STUPID!" "The STUPIDEST!" Octavia agreed. "And HOT!" I added. "Which makes it WORSE!" More laughter. More drinks. More dancing.

I said smiling so hard I saw them visually cringe. “Yes, I'd like some ice in my drink Jack frost” the chubbiest one said pointing to my hair and snorting like the darn pig he was. “yeah if Jack frost was a stupid, poor girl" that caused an uproar amongst them and they laughed even harder. And I then lost it.

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

Everyone just laughed like I'm just some kind of a psychopath, what's funny to them, they were laughing and pointing hands, and worse of it the subjects were laughing too, maybe I was stupid for talking without understanding anything, I shouldn't have let my curiosity get the better of me.

“You too will definitely feel it someday, I will laugh the loudest if you become a fool for love. And laugh if you complain to me, you bastard!” Oliver didn't hear Logan's words at all, he was still laughing loudly, as if he didn't have the burden of life at all. While Oliver just tilted his face and annoyed. He felt stupid because he could tell the most embarrassing thing in his life. Oliver just sighed, he really didn't know how to stop Logan who was still laughing and mocking him.

, I said. " Okay dawg, you stay safe out there", he said. " Yeah sure, no problem", I replied as we did our ritual handshake. ______________________________________________ *** Back at the hospital*** " Those idiots are just rich, too rich!", I said with a huge burst of laughter, " I mean, how dumb can they get?", I asked rhetorically as I wiped the tears that had welled up in my eyes due to the intensity of the laughter. I was just mesmerized at how dumb Justin and his men could be.

Oh, look, my mantra has returned. Stupid. Stupid. STUPID! I felt the heat of frustration rising within me. How could I be so incredibly foolish? Just moments ago, everything had unfolded perfectly. Holly was cradled in my arms, her warmth radiating against me. I could still feel the thrill of our lips meeting in a passionate first kiss, a moment that felt electric and full of promise. Then, in an instant, my stupid mouth fucked it all up, revealing my secret in a careless slip.

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

I admitted, finally. "How stupid for me not to realize that! Ew I'm crying. Do I look stupid? I'm so stupid" I ranted and laughed at my own stupidness. Daniella engulfed me into a tight hug. I hugged her back this time. And this time I held her tight not wanting to let her go anymore. Ew. I definitely sound corny. Whatever. "Yeah, you are stupid. Stupid jerk" Daniella says laughing. I joined her not minding how wet we are already.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

I said causing Ajax to cover his mouth to stop himself from laughing, "That, and of course, that sarcasm is smart people's natural defense against the stupids." "Shut up, Nerd, you're going to kill me over here," Ajax said as he tried to not laugh out loud, reminding me that everything is funnier when you're not supposed to laugh. The rest of the class was about the same as all my other classes, though the teacher did ask me to stop making Ajax laugh halfway through. I dropped the occasional sarcastic comment or witty answer throughout the class, waiting for it to end as my social battery was drained and I just wanted to go home at that point. There was only one class left in the day, and I spent the entire five minutes of transit time we had saying stupid shit to try and get Ajax to laugh before we got to my last class. I succeeded a couple of times before saying goodbye and entering my last class of the day, only to want to throw myself out the window. Who else would be in my last class but the Gordon Twins?

Heavy with shit we weren’t saying. I cleared my throat. “Alright. That’s enough depressing hospital talk. You know what would really make my day better?” He glanced at me, brows raised. “A really dumb joke.” Andrew blinked. Then tilted his head a little, lips twitching like he was fighting a smile. “A dumb joke?” I nodded, lips curving around the cigarette still hanging from my mouth. “Come on. Hit me.” He gave me a look—half skeptical, half amused. “Fine. What do you call a sad strawberry?”