Beloved Farewell
I go undercover at my family's car dealership to get a firsthand look at how things are running on the ground. On my very first day, however, I made the mistake of selling a car to the most insufferable customer imaginable—Daniel Dawson.
It all starts when I casually mention that free lunch is one of the perks we offer car owners. Daniel takes that as an open invitation to turn our dealership into his personal buffet, showing up with his entire family almost every day. Whatever food is left over, he packs up and takes home. He even has the nerve to snatch takeout meals right out of my coworkers' hands.
The employees are furious, but none of them dare to speak up. After all, Daniel's cousin, Lily Collins, is the dealership's sales director, and no one wants to risk getting on her bad side.
Today, though, he finally goes too far. The cafeteria hasn't prepared his favorite wagyu steak, so he throws a full-blown tantrum in the showroom, driving away two customers who are moments away from closing their deals. That's the last straw. I've had enough of his entitled behavior, so I step in to put a stop to it.
Daniel flies into a rage and shoves me to the ground.
"Who the hell do you think you are, you pathetic nobody? My cousin is the sales director! All it takes is one word from me, and you'll be out of here before the day's over!"
When he sees me pull out my phone to call the police, he completely loses it. He grabs a small can of custom-mixed automotive paint that's been prepared for a customer's vehicle delivery and dumps the entire thing over me.
"You still want to call the cops? I'll teach you a lesson you won't forget!"
I simply smile. Daniel has no idea what he's just done. The paint he's poured all over me is Starlight Chameleon Paint, a specialty finish that headquarters has just flown in from overseas. It costs 1,000 dollars per gram.
I pick up the POS terminal, glance at Daniel and begin calculating the damage.
"This is Starlight Chameleon Paint, a specialty finish that headquarters just had flown in from overseas. It costs 1,000 dollars per gram. Each can contains 600 grams, bringing the total to exactly 600,000 dollars."
I hold out the payment terminal and give him a pleasant smile. "So, are you paying by card, or would you rather go to prison?"