The Billionaire's Scandalous Fat Wife
ACE STONE: THE MOST DANGEROUS CEO IN AMERICA.
Under it, a photo of him mid-stride outside a courthouse, expression carved from granite, four different lawsuits cited in the caption alone.
I scrolled once, out of morbid curiosity, straight into a listicle titled 7 Executives Who Destroyed Their Rivals Without Blinking — his photo was the thumbnail for all seven entries, apparently, because the internet had run out of new pictures of him being terrifying and started recycling the same one.
"Great," I muttered to the empty room, to nobody, to the ring still cold and unfamiliar on my finger. "I married a Bond villain."