Dark Humor Knock Knock Jokes For Adults Novels & Stories

We were enjoying a light conversation when— Knock, knock! Someone knocked at the door.S

My laughter faded into the air. “No,” the sound of his laughter also faded. “Then why are you sounding like a quack?” “Do I?” Nodding my head, “Fucking yah. It’s only a quack who will speak about love to a man like me.” “Then I think I'm one.” Snapping my fingers, “Shoot!!…. I knew it. You are indeed one.” Waving my hand slightly in the air, my face adjusted to neutral. “Enough of the jokes. I came here to get answers, and that’s what I'm fucking waiting for.”

He made me laugh, a genuine, bubbling sound that felt good after the fear. “Your turn,” he challenged, when he finished. “Tell me a joke. Something to keep the darkness at bay.” I thought for a moment. “Okay, okay… What do you call a fake noodle?” He raised an eyebrow, a slight smile playing on his lips. “What?” “An impasta!” I delivered the punchline with a flourish, and he actually laughed, a deep, booming sound that warmed the room. “Alright, alright, that was a good one, for a rookie,” he teased. “My turn. Why did the scarecrow win an award?”

She hissed, “we need to leave immediately!” “Alright, alright.” I patted her arm. “I’ll just get the eggplants.” I turned and beamed widely at the worried girl. “Have you seen a brinjal this big and shiny?! It’s like—.” “A cock soaked in cum,” someone said. What...? My face feel deadpanned as it swivelled up to voice. An elderly man in Einstein’s age and appearance was bellowing in laughter at his own dirty joke, his round belly shaking uncontrollably.

"And guess what? He raised his cup, moving it in circle as he waited for me to guess. Yeah, he probably knew I was really poor in making guesses. He had talked, he let the cat out of the bag. "I know how dumb you could be most at times. So let me not keep the newe waiting and the excitement dying because of some dumb soul." He scoffed, laughing hard as he banged the table at his own jokes and what was required of every one who was present there was to laugh alongside with me. Even if…. It was a boring joke, no one cared as far as they wouldn't lose their life.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

But the knock wouldn’t stop. “Who the fuck is that???”

The living room echoes with shared laughter as we embark on a spirited game of charades. Each member of our small gathering takes turns acting out various phrases and expressions, leading to moments of both hilarity and surprise. Kendra, with her animated gestures, steals the show, leaving us in fits of laughter. As the game progresses, the air becomes charged with a contagious energy. Jim, always the good sport, mimics a famous movie scene, earning him cheers and applause. Jonathan's turn follows, and he delivers a spot-on impersonation that has us guessing until the last second.

“You’re impossible.” “I’m retired,” he said. “I get to be anything I want.” For a long time, none of us spoke. The road curved gently along the hills, sunlight stretching across the horizon. I rested my head against the seat and let the quiet fill me not the kind that presses down, but the kind that opens something inside you. Kael tried to tell a bad joke and I stopped him . “I can help!” Ari said. “Knock-knock!” Kael groaned. “Oh no.”

“It’s where you get your ass into my room and give me the best kiss for Christmas.” Where is this coming from, these are such corny romantic comedy jokes. And that shit is fucking stupid. “Sebastian Cain, are you asking for me to kiss you?” She types back.