Fantasy Football Trash Talk Memes Mga Nobela at Kwento

What a piece of garbage! [J: I can't take it anymore, I really can't. She's got several brand deals lined up next week. I have to do something! I saw your earlier comment—you've actually pulled this off, right? Please, teach me how!] [FFFYEP: Don't worry, sweetheart. There are plenty of options. Add me on Telegram first, it's not safe to talk here. I'll add you to a group—we're all on the same page in there, we can brainstorm together.]

Memes mocking his antics flooded social media, with one meme showing him chasing a giant floating pickle with the caption, "Gregory, the Pickle Chaser." ‌ In a last-ditch effort, Gregory hired a team of buzzers to flood the internet with positive stories about him. They posted glowing testimonials, fabricated heartwarming anecdotes, and even created fake fan clubs dedicated to his greatness. ‌ But the internet was having none of it. Commenters responded with sarcastic comments like, "Wow, Gregory's fan club must consist of his mirror and his pet llama." ***

I say, opening the door to my truck, but he slams it and gets in my face. “So the rumour is true, then? Waterford’s golden boy is a fucking faggot?” I grin and shake my head. “I’m balls deep in assholes all day, and I’m not just talking about the guy I fuck on a regular basis,” I say, leaning against my truck. Masters laughs and shakes his head. “Hear that, guys? We’ve had a dirty faggot touch us on the field all this time!” I pinch the bridge of my nose. “That all? You happy?”

another chimed in. I rolled my eyes, my lips narrowing into a thin line as I turned away from them only to be confronted by more stupid floating text. “OMG! Player 2 is such a sweet soul. She smartly put that smug witch in her place," Mrj2004 commented. “You can say that again Mrj2004, player 101 is trash and should be treated as such. I can't wait for the game to begin already so we can get rid of that witch already," Nelly34 wrote.

The moment the message was sent, the group chat exploded. “Long live the boss!” “Oh my god, the Azure Haven Islands! I’ve dreamed of going there!” “Ten thousand per person? What kind of dream company is this?” “Mr. Shaw, you’re the best!” I stared at the flood of emojis and praise without any expression. The same people who had just called me “corrupt” and accused me of “money laundering” in the break room were now spamming the chat with thank-you memes.

They would say provoking things like, “No need to get back up. You’re all worn out and dirtied, and you’ll definitely look back as you try to get back up..” “Why struggle after closing down? Isn’t it better to sell out this empty mall?” “Douchebag! Smelly fish! A smelly fish will always be rotten, no matter how much it changes!” The fake haters would ridicule Julian, and some even suspected Julian of faking everything. Nonetheless, the heated discussion brought popularity to this food court.

“Scott?” “Hmm?” “Tell me something funny,” I say. He smiles at me. “I’m just thinking about Rafe.” “Rafe?” I retort, wrinkling my nose. “Why are you thinking about Rafe?” “The Vikings-Packers game of course! He’d better get it together because I’ve got him on my Fantasy Football roster.” He chuckles indignantly. I can’t help myself. I laugh until I cry. “Harper, it’s going to be okay.” Scott holds me until the tears subside.

The next morning tasted like ash and second-guessing. I was still in my robe, sitting on the edge of the bed, when Valerie walked in like she owned the place—because apparently, she sort of did now. She held two croissants in one hand and her phone in the other. “Newsflash,” she said, biting into one, “your ex-bestie is trending on mafia T*****r.” I groaned. “There’s mafia T*****r?” “Oh yeah. And let me tell you, the threads are wild. Someone made a meme of Julia with a ‘villain origin story’ background.”

“You can laugh and ridicule me all you want. I know you don’t trust me on anything else, but I hope you believe this. I’m serious!” Joey could not bring herself to listen further, so she turned around and asked angrily, “You’re serious about making up nonsense, aren’t you!? Are you thinking that you haven’t embarrassed Evanna enough? “Filthy air, resentful air, all your bullsh*t about energy imbalance and disaster…You really think you’re a master? You’re just trash! Trash that won’t even nourish a strand of weed when you die and get buried in the ground! “You’re a lazy man that goofs around all day, and now you’re spewing nonsense about energy. Do you think we’re stupid?!”

At that moment, Albert mimicked a meme on the internet and exaggeratedly said, “F*ck! Savage!” A burst of loud laughter resonated across the yard. Meanwhile, Sean looked like he wanted Charlie’s head on a platter!