Fantasy Football Trash Talk Memes Novels & Stories

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

It was too much fun to see and hear her unfiltered like this to waste such a good opportunity. I wasn't a first-class jerk. "No, I'm not insane; the insane one is someone who consumes that kind of stuff. But well... who am I to judge?" "Oh, please! Don't hit me with the Michael Jackson meme, it's too worn out and old... I don't know, update it with a funnier meme." I couldn't believe she was already daring to say something to me.

Argue with the wall, everyone. I’d rather argue with my fake cactus. And it barely cost me a dollar. @lowlightsdrex: ‘Hear me out, dim lights, waterbed and some slow music. Oh did I mention Drex Rhodes in that equation?’ @ruthlessdrex: ‘Drex, shirtless. I’’ll leave that here, girls. Go crazy, look it up, you’ll see the obsession.’ @dirtytalklevi: ‘My uterus just put on skates and asked for his jersey number. He’s so hot.’

It wasn't uncommon for her to dump her wallet out, and bet every last penny in it on some stupid game decision, but she won as much as she lost, and always paid up. "You'd just lose it. Like you always lose to me. I'm expecting a big night from Elam and Eli." "Even if you got huge games from them, I've still got Jamal Lewis, and he's a fantasy point machine." The girl was as drunk as I'd ever seen her, but she could still remember every player on both our fantasy teams, every game being played that evening, and all the over-unders and point spreads. Just amazing. "Jamal? What a has-been. Pretty mediocre last year. What, 7 or 8 TDs?"

"SPEAKING RUBBISH?,WELL MR CUTIE,I will tell you .she was blushing because we asked if you guys gave out good fucks ,ho ho ,that's when she became all tomato red , right Cindy" "Isa you fucking snitch" " Don't ever say I talk rubbish." "Damn that girl is crazy" Alex said under his breath but they all heard him " we know"all said "Come on baby let's go"he said hugging her shoulder guarding her out " You better keep up the pace pretty boy , because once the blush stops it means you no longer give her the good stuff" " ISA?" athena yelled "HEY I am just giving a fellow team mate some tips because girls do know how to fake a moan"

“You’re probably forgetting who I am and the woman you’re insulting right now is my girlfriend.” I looked at him and it’s evident on his face how pissed he is while the rest of his teammates began to shift uncomfortably. Can’t blame them, though. After all, Maven looks scary right now. I crossed my arms and smirked. “Tone down the trash talk, okay? Unless you’ll get to win against Herondale High, this year.” I know it’s below the belt, but who cares? What Drake did is far more insulting so I don’t feel any guilt at all. He asked for this.

"What the fuck? Who did that?" "What the hell, dude!" "Are you a noob, you bloody idiot? Attack the other team!" "Shit for brains, drop your fucking weapon." "What do we do? He's not listening!" "we've lost over half our XP, you fag, stop it!"

“You don't deserve Trevor either. I know him better than you. That bro is a fucking psychopath. Ask his squad, they'll tell you!” I yelled back. “You're the psychopath here!” I shook my head disappointedly and went into the photography club room where I got my smile back. I didn't focus on the class for today. I was focused on my phone. Writing on my notes app. Everything I had prepared to make Elliot go crazy. _Elliot is a madman _weak and useless _Hockey king? More like Stupid king. I proceeded to find stickers and memes. Found aesthetic pictures of Eliot and replaced the head with a meme. Anything to make people immersed in what was going on. Then….posted. Everyone would see the update on

I looked up at Alfred. He couldn’t meet my eyes. “Well,” I said. “This is bad.” Nathan let out a bitter laugh, sharp and humorless. “Bad? This is fucking humiliating. Do you know what people are saying? Do you know what my friends are doing right now? They’re making memes. Memes, Mom. Of my dad in bed with some random woman. They’re sending them to me. They’re tagging me in them. They’re laughing.” “Nathan…” Alfred started.

"Are you still there?" "I'm here." "Your camp is thriving over it," Victor continued. "Fan accounts are calling you a solid guy for playing the game well, on and off the pitch. There are memes comparing your trophy cabinets. The phrase 'he took his girl and his awards' is trending. Your supporters are treating this as another victory over Russell." "I see"