Forehead Insult Novels & Stories

“Yeah, right. You look human to me and everyone else, and that’s all they care about. And by the way, that’s even worse if you’re like me. You’re a—you’re nothing but an asshole for talking down to me if we’re the same. You asshole, asshole hag.” Her gut reaction was to snap back that they were not the same and never would be, but the searing heat boiling up from the pit of her stomach made her pause. Why was it she felt so insulted? No, it wasn’t like that, she told herself. It wasn’t like that at all. She was only…

“I always think.” Not like that,” she replied. “You have your serious face on.” “I do not have a serious face.” “You do,” she insisted. “The CEO face.” I raised an eyebrow. “And what does that look like?” “Broody. Intense. Slightly constipated.” I laughed despite myself. “Constipated?” “Yes.” “That is offensive.” “It's accurate." I shook my head. “You are not supposed to insult your husband at breakfast.” “You are not supposed to boss your wife about resting.”

He asked me while turning his face towards me. "I have so many ideas just ask me once." I laugh to lighten his mood. "No thanks, If I follow your terrific ideas people will beat you with their shoes." He comment "Ouch! You are insulting my ideas." "Nope am not insulting your ideas but I'm insulting you madam." He replied "This is too much! I was trying to help you and you are insulting me, this is very bad thing." I folded my hands and scold him. "Whatever!!" He gives up and turns his face towards the water.

He appeared furious, occasionally glancing toward the door, concerned that someone might overhear. Ruby was too shocked to respond to the insult from the father of a woman who should be in her position. She hadn't expected to receive such harsh anger. After all, it wasn't her intention to faint. Who would've thought that the man who became her spouse would look like a monster? "You screamed in his face and fainted? You just insulted him, fool! Why didn't you just throw shit in his face?!" Esli rubbed his face in panic. Ruby's fainting after seeing Eduardo Rosas' face could certainly be considered an insult. Ruby also knew that her scream and fainting spell were very rude. It seemed Ruby coul

They both paused, staring at me like I’d lost my mind. “Why would you say that?” Olive asked. “Well… because I know what I look like. A face card with a circle chin?” I shook my head, laughing it off. But they didn’t seem amused. “I feel attacked. What’s wrong with a circle chin?” Olive challenged. Oh no. I hadn’t meant to offend her. I sighed. “I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have said that. Where I’m from, this isn’t considered beautiful. I didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“Is an insult lesser than the burglary, Andrius? Insult can be sown and hurt emotionally as it has no cure. Now, you’re questioning my decision?” “I apologize, alpha. I’ll get his punishment right away.”

Nobody has. "It's a challenge then." She walked out of the room, satisfied with herself. "Ouch.." Luna exclaimed as she rubbed her forehead where it had come in contact with a really hard surface. "Holy fuck." She cursed again, now feeling the searing pinch across her forehead. "Fucks aren't holy.." Without looking up, she knew a charming smile would be plastered on the speaker's face. "They're either dirty or sinful." "You shouldn't wait right at the door! Look at you trying to rip my forehead with your abnormally hard chest!" Luna seethed, still not completely recovered from the hit.

he sad, insulting me. "What? What did you say?" He repeated what he told me. "I said, your name is good to hear, but your face is not good to see. It's full of annoyance!" He laughed so loud. He insulted me again, and I felt furious. If I can't control myself, I'll punch him so hard. He's fortune that I'm not a bad person like him, but if I'm a bad person like him, I'm going to publicly humiliate him.

"What? Not my fault you're dumb and you're bringing a diary into your bag at school. You know everyone hated you so it should be you keeping one eye open for your haters." "As if you aren't hated by everyone as well? Illegitimate daughter of the senator. Home wrecker and a shame to the well respected conservative family!" I chuckled hearing his classic and signature insult to me for a very long time. And then I observed myself... Before, I'd instantly flame up once I hear that from him. And most likely, I'd still have the very same reaction if I hear that from someone else. But it's him. And somehow, that insult has watered down to an inside joke between us two.

Shirtless, with those broad shoulders that looked like they could carry the whole palace, a hard chest and a frown. He looked like a god. A very, very angry god. The kind that smites people for fun. And here I was, sprawled on the floor like a fool, staring up at him with my mouth half-open. If only the ground would swallow me whole right now—please, moon goddess, just this once? “Dickhead…” I whispered the insult without even thinking, the pain from my fall making me bolder than I had any right to be. My hand flew to my mouth right after, eyes widening in horror.