Novel & Cerita Harry Potter Riddikulus

I shrieked as two smaller versions of the armchair started to chase me. I didn’t know what to do, so I did the only thing I could think of. I kept hacking at the chairs. Every hack caused them to multiple. Fucking hell. When everything started doubling, I felt like I was in Bellatrix Lestrange’s vault in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. This is how I’m going to die. I’m going to drown in my mind in a room of small armchairs trying to kill me.

The group of men filter behind the grizzly bear in front of us. Gee-gee lets out an over exaggerated laugh. “Oh, I’M SORRY, I must be misunderstanding you. Did you just call your FUTURE QUEEN a mud-blood?” Before he can respond she continues. “What is this? Fucking Harry Potter?” The man sniffs his nose before spitting on the ground in front of me. “She’s no future Queen of mine.” The men behind him yell out their agreement. I take a step closer to the man and give him a sinister smile. “What is your name, sir?” I bat my eyes at him.

He looked like a man with a big cock, not bigger than mine, but certainly bigger than Hagrids. “No! No! Please- Arghhh!” Hagrid bellowed when I pressed the ring firmly into his eye, watching with delight as the flesh of his eyelids peeled, seeming to be sucked up by the flames, and rolled away like used tissue paper before the flames hissed at the wetness of his eyes.

Bruce asks me. I shake my head. "I could use a ride if you don't mind. I am not sure I am ready to drive today," I say. I know I am not ready to drive. "I can take you, but first, I have to tell you something. I made some calls while you were sorting through some things. I wanted to give you some space. I found both of your uncles. They own a little magic shop in New Orleans. It is called Elemental Magic," Bruce says.

2 Harry lists the ingredients he watched the bartender put into the drink. I search online for an answer. Ryann- I think it’s called ‘Sweet poison.’ Are you sure annoying this chick is the best idea? I’m not sure you’re going to get anywhere. Ryann- Also accepting unknown drinks from someone with the word poison in the title is a little concerning. Harry- Who says I’m trying to get anywhere. I’m having fun and that’s enough for me. Besides, I’m pretty sure she secretly thinks I’m funny. She won’t poison me. Probably. At very least nothing lethal. I’ll risk it.

He wondered if Harry had some kind of supernatural ability or if there was another explanation for the strange occurrence. Harry sighed in frustration and tried to suppress the pain. He covered one eye with his hand and then opened it again. Instantly, one of Harry's eyes glowed with a fiery yellow hue. He groaned and struck the restroom mirror, causing it to crack. Arlo was startled by the noise and made a sound, alerting Harry to the fact that he was not alone in the restroom. Harry turned and moved closer to Arlo, intending to investigate the source of the noise. However, Arlo reacted much quicker and without making a sound. He swiftly moved to another location just as Harry checked where

Harry’s pupils constricted as he shouted, “Stop making this kind of joke, Ridley! It isn’t funny at all!” Ridley continued. “I wasn’t making a joke, Mr. Pether. I couldn’t get the herbs today. Those farmers refuse to give me any herbs…” Harry’s body shuddered. There was a buzz in his head as if he felt someone had hit him in the head. “W-What is happening? You should’ve gone to check who did this to you instead of coming here and crying in front of me!” He was exasperated. He had just told his boss that he had signed a contract with Ridley.