Inanimate Insanity Cheesy Novels & Stories

Old lady was still crazy. ***

"Put that shit away!" "Second," I said tucking the amulet back into my leather bodice. "Ain't nobody jealous of a woman whose man was so strung out, he was on the news for pissing in a Chuck E. Cheese!" "It was a Dave & Busters, bitch! Get it right!" "An adult Chuck E. Cheese." The clapping was probably unnecessary, but it felt good to watch the vein in her head throb. "Now why don't you just stop this Mean Girls level of bullshit and just sit down?"

"Ssshhhhh. If you want to console me then stay silent. Today I am not going to endure your interference." On that, he leaned on her lips. His every advancing move was speaking volumes of his craziness and this was making Noor more scared. Minal's throat becomes dried with his every advancing move. But today Shah Zain wasn't in the mood to show any empathy for her. Minal kept enduring his craziness and extremeness throughout the whole night. His every advancing move had realized Minal that how angry he was with her. ******** Kawish entered his home after closing the door. But silence is what welcomed him today. Don't know why but this silence was making him feel void from inside.

My Cheating Mate Jeremy pov The casserole was incredible. Real, home-cooked food instead of the protein bars and takeout that had become my diet. But more than the food, it was having Emma across the table from me, talking, laughing, just existing in the same space without the weight of therapy or guilt or carefully maintained distance. "I can't believe you still watch that show," I said, gesturing with my fork at her phone where she'd been showing me clips of some reality dating program. "It's so obviously scripted."

“Know your place. I suggest you do as you’re told before I really lose my patience and you make this worse for yourself!” I helped my sobbing daughter to her feet and gently brushed the dust from her knees. After that, I fixed my eyes on Richie and uttered my warning clearly, “Since you’re feeling so mighty tonight, I suppose you’re not afraid of the division of assets that comes with our divorce, Richie.” The moment I said that, the room erupted in mocking laughter. “Jesus! Who let this lunatic wander out of the asylum?” “So, now the lying lunatic isn’t just claiming the house, she’s claiming to be the wife? Asset division? Everything she owns combined wouldn’t even pay for Mr. Delgado’s ja

So this was it, the system was trying to get use to kill ourselves. A small smirk crept to my lips. We get to do the dirty work while the system keeps its hands clean. Someone shouted, “This is insane!” He was absolutely right, the game was insane alright— insanely fun. The doll tilted its head. More like it's neck did a 180°c turn— creating a grotesque sight. The sound of its creaky wood echoing across the living room “You think this is insane?” it chuckled. “Love is what is insane. If a relationship is easily broken then it's not worth keeping.

Alisa complained and I burst into laughter. "Who is the catch then?". "Malcolm Voxlade Fridge. The surname is the most annoying part of the whole book. The other characters crack lame jokes about the name in every single chapter. The book lacks emotion. Twelve more pages to go and I can't even catch a glimpse of love. All I get is five chapters of them having sex two chapters of recalling the moment and one chapter of wishing it would happen again and the cycle continues" Alisa's annoyance radiated in her words.

I secretly decided that no matter what the result of the test was, I would demand a divorce! We intentionally chose a major hospital so that there wouldn't be any error with the test or that the result be tampered with. When we were waiting for the result, Zoe had arrived. However, she was visibly anxious. I couldn't understand. I was the one that should be anxious. What was she anxious about? Even Ethan couldn't understand. "Why are you so nervous, Zoe? Cara's the one that's doing the test with Jack. I know you're very happy with Sofia as your daughter-in-law, but we can't just let her go when she's cheating."

The privileged shit-heads began playing a video on their ultimate phone devices, sexually feeble soundtrack included. Deep down in Casper's mind she began to put the current audio input to her recent nightmare. Tears fell down her cheeks. On the video, the name 'Casper' was used enough to move it past the throws of ecstasy into the realm of sorry-ass amateur date-rape p**n. "We may have broken Casper a teensy bit," Anima feigned sincere regret well. "Oh," I chuckled, "it is too late for word play now, Anima. That train has left the station and the whole crew here missed it. I warned you about slithering horrors and the beautification of humanity. Here is the final lesson..."

Apparently, today made the cut. I plopped everything on the coffee table and grabbed the remote. “Okay, Depressing or chaos?” “Chaos,” Macey said instantly. “Put on something terrible so we can yell at it.” I smirked. That, I could do. I queued up this cheesy dating show with way too much glitter, fake eyelashes, and egos big enough to be their own cast members. For a while, it was perfect. Stupid. Loud. Comforting. Macey kept pausing the show to make dramatic gasps and roast the contestants. Liam’s quiet commentary from the corner had me howling. And me? I just let myself laugh. Really laugh. Like I hadn’t in what felt like forever.