Novel & Cerita Pastors Eat Pwussy Too

But my brain? It was shouting at me What the hell are Adrian’s boys doing here? Why are they pressing a pastor? are they into this cult and stuff? Something was off.

Pastors acts like they are the most holy, their wives acts like no one is better than them, the kids in the church has their own group and some don't like the other. I once had a crush on Stephanie in my church and I got confused as to my sexuality, mom told me to speak with the pastor and he called me a bad egg, immoral and all sort of names. I could not forget that day. He had me kneel in front of him and started casting out demons, spirit of immorality, all the spirits causing me to derail. Like seriously? Homosexuality is legal. No I'm not les, it was just a pure feeling of attraction, like, I love the way she dresses, the way she talks and walks, I just loved her purely as a person but

Ep 1: "Preacher Man, Still Hard for Me?" Lisa "You really gonna stand there preaching about resisting temptation when your ex is sitting in the front row with her tits half out?" The words slipped from my lips the second Pastor Joe’s eyes landed on me during his closing prayer. His jaw tightened so hard I saw the muscle jump under that neatly trimmed beard. The microphone in his hand dipped for half a second before he caught it. A few heads turned in the small Sunday crowd, but most people just kept their eyes closed, murmuring amens.

As we walked out of the church, Sonia turned to me with a look of curiosity and asked, "Daddy, what do you think the pastor eats?" I smiled at her and replied sarcastically, "Sweetie, the pastor is a human like you; he eats food." "I know, Daddy, but maybe he's a vegetarian. "Okay…" I answered, "Or maybe not," I added, not really sure why we were discussing the pastors' diet. Amanda's eyes widened in surprise, and she looked at me skeptically as if she didn't quite believe me. "Or maybe we could just ask him next time," she said, and I secretly prayed that she would never remember.