How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
RIP masculinity.
The crowd didn’t react. They watched like they had no idea what was going on or what it meant. They were here because everyone else was, that’s where their interest began and ended. I suspected most of them were season ticket holders at Old Trafford.
“No, no, what are you doing?” screamed the Pope. He had a very strong American accent. Up above, he’d sounded very RP and full of game show gravitas. Down here he sounded like a New York arsehole, bada bing, bada boom. “Are you crazy? Those were two of my best guys. Jeez. Can we get a cleanup crew down there, please.” He had a real beleaguered air to him.