How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis
Even if he got his tentacles in me, I could remove them.
“What about you?” the druid asked Dudley and Maurice. “You wish to convert?”
“Okay,” said Maurice with minimal enthusiasm.
“Ah, yes, I would be interested in hearing further details,” said Dudley with total lack of conviction.
“That’s wonderful,” said the druid, ignoring their wishy-washy responses. He seemed very happy to have snagged three new members for his gardening cult. Made me wonder if he worked on commission. “If we go now, we should make it for the dawn service. We’ll have time to dig the purification pit if we hurry.”