Smooth Brain Urban Dictionary Novels & Stories

It was no secret Ethan and Carson were potheads, so maybe it didn't bother her as long as she didn't think it was me. "Nothing better to do. You know that crap fries your brain, right?" So, she hadn't missed it. "I can do without a few brain cells." Ethan would still be insanely smart if he killed off half his brain. "Although, I could use some help in the social department." "So, you think if you kill off working brain cells it will make fitting in easier because the masses are dumb?" Portia had turned around in her seat to watch him, and her shoulders shook as she laughed at his stupidity.

My lips twitched a bit when something clicked in my head, then I raised my hand to pay her back gently, “You are so indifferent, and I Like that about you. But I want to see how calm you will remain watching the reason why Adams's company and reputation collapse and the reason being he is dating a sick, poor woman!” I said softly and slowly like a devil. I felt her stiffen and this made my heart a bit satisfied and bloom with excitement, my eyes turned gentler, “Everyone knows people with Brain tumors can be so troublesome and they mostly refer to those people as crazy people,” I explained to them laughed as her body turned more rigid.

He suddenly asked as he knocks NiNi's head twice with her index finger, possibly want to check what was inside. "Jerk! Are you calling me dumb?" She threw his hand away and shot a glare at him. "No, don't you know pig brain is good for the human brain, it helps the IQ of humans. The fact is the pig brain is quite expensive." He says with a serious face. NiNi was interested. Her big eyes blink twice as she asks him. "Really? Is that why a pig's brain costs so expensive? so piggy is a smart creature?"She asks innocently.

he smiles "Fine!!, Johnny is so smart that I wish I could have his smart" "And.." "don't push it" sighs "unlike me who isn't even as smart as a rat" "Isn't that much better" "No, I would kill you later for making me say that" "Then I won't tell" "Come on I'm losing my patient here" "Jezz...just promise not to kill me" "Fine I won't" "You didn't promise"

My body slammed against the hard tile as the gun flew out my hand. "You must've lost your goddamn mind." Dylan said before he grabbed the gun and hit me with the hard metal object, knocking me out completely.

“Truth hurts, doesn’t it?” “What about ‘persistent’?” He counters. I roll my eyes. “That’s one way to put it.” “Or, maybe ‘physically strong’?” “Absolutely not.” “Smart?” “Good one.” “Right right. Insanely intelligent. That’s better.” “You forgot ‘humble’,” I retort sarcastically. “Ok. How about clever?” “That’s pushing it.” “Frustrating?” “Yes!” I give him a mocking clap. “You finally got one right.”

“If that’s what you think, Miss Genius, but FYI, our brain is more stupid than our heart.” I chuckled, looking up at the sky as I wondered what would make my heart do to make my brain stop from doing right.

"And Miss Stella is a smart woman. She has got good memories. She won't forget about the boss's slipped words he said to her. That's the trouble when you fall for a clever woman." James mumbled. "You remember this, James. If you want a future wife, just find one who is not mentally retarded. Yeah, sexy body is a must! But moderate brain. So you should learn from this lesson, James, that you do not have a too clever one. the average brain will be good enough. So you won't get a headache." Ben summarized the lesson of the evening to James.

“We are good boss, the other two traveled but they would be back soon” “That's okay” I sighed and relaxed my head on the car seat, since it had been a long journey “Mummy, who is Smart?” Moon asked and Smart smiled, “I'm your fan Moon, but I'm your mum's bodyguard” “Wow you're my fan?” “Hmmmm” Smart nodded, “Nice to meet you, I'm glad I've seen someone I can play basketball with in Canada” “Of course we can play it anyday anytime”

I doubt he even has a brain to begin with—' 'I will have you know, I have a big brain–thank you very much.' Bruce–who wasn't too far from us–retorted like a small child. 'There is a difference between having a brain and actually using one. Everyone have a brain but not every brain is worth something, Bruce, remember that.' Yolanda replied calmly. 'Don't insult me, kid, you can't afford my brain.' She tilted her head with amusement and sneered. 'Now I understand why Vee said common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment—'