Smooth Brain Urban Dictionary Novels & Stories

"Please do punish me for my blunder!" Looking at her sorry state of mind, I couldn't really bring myself to reprimand her at all and could only deeply sigh at her yet-to-be-reformed-naïvety. "Alright alright, I get it. Now don't cry anymore and listen to me, hmm?" She raised her tearful face to look up at me and I said, "Little Liana, the thing about smart people is, they seem like crazy people to dumb people." Liana stared at me, dumbfounded for a few seconds, and then imprudently enough, nodded her little head in understanding.

I shrugged, although it was really more like the top one percent, but I wasn't a blowhard asshole like someone else in the room. "What happens to your Mensa brain when you see a hot girl, a big pair of tits or you're watching p**n?" he asked. I didn't respond right away, as he'd finally made a point I couldn't argue against. Once the blood started rushing into my lower head, my upper head changed. I wasn't as smart, but in my fantasies I became a much different person... suddenly in a stunning flash of dismayed clarity I realized I became just like my father... dominant and smug... both things I wasn't in real life. Well, even at normal times I could be smug around people I found insipid.