Fairy-Struck
Tiernan clarified.
"The Twilight Princess," Aideen affirmed again.
"Do not ever call me that," I ground out.
"What's wrong with being the Twilight Princess?" Aideen asked.
"Too many damn vampire jokes," I snarled, and Tiernan choked back a laugh.
"Vampires?" Aideen looked baffled.
"Twilight is the title of a human motion picture about vampires," Tiernan explained. "It's a story; entertainment, like theater."
"Which makes that title into a joke." I rolled my eyes. "As if it weren't bad enough to be a fairy princess. I swear; if my skin starts to sparkle, I'm going to scream."