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After a drastic accident which rid her father of his job, Rose Monroe has to go into hustling to fend for the family. Out of options, she opts as a surrogate baby man for an unknown 'rich man' Yes, she got laid. Yes she gave birth to his kids. But that was all business. Yet why is he coming for more?!

“Can I know why I have been kidnapped, sir ?” She questioned in a low, but daring voice. “First of all, you weren’t kidnapped. You were sold off, so it’s merely a transaction.” He replied to her, standing from his seat to lean on his table. Drey’s sexual tension skyrocketed up in the air, and he almost couldn’t control himself at that moment. In his mind, he was groping her and having another round of hot sex right there on his work table, however, he was determined to make her life miserable for having the audacity to forget him and the amazing night they had just shared. He leaned further, and missed her lips by an inch going straight to her ears to whisper “Welcome to your worst nightmare.” The whisper sent shivers down Marie’s spines and her stomach churned from the proximity between her and the piece of art in front of her, and his strong thick voice resounding in her ears. After a one-night stand with the biggest Mafia boss in the state, unknowing Marie gets sold off to that same Mafia empire, and her once quiet life gets shaken up by a smoking hot man, violence, drugs and a surprise baby.

Sinopsis Kesempatan Kedua By Lucy Ang Chelsy sangat terpukul dengan kematian Fareld. Apalagi anak tunggalnya, sebagai pewaris keluarga Columbus, Alex dia harus tinggal diasrama sekolah untuk mengenyam pendidikan di Pendidikan Dalam Negeri Kebangsawanan Inggris. Chelsy sangat kesepian lalu memutuskan pulang ke Indonesia untuk mengurus bisnisnya yang hampir bangkrut. Wilson telah berhasil memberikan pukulan telak bagi perusahaannya. Dan dia merasa tidak heran kalau Wilson melakukan hal itu padanya. Setelah meninggalnya Fareld, perasaan dan hasratnyapun turut mati. Tidak ada seorangpun yang bisa membuatnya tergoda, sampai pada akhirnya dia bertemu kembali dengan Wilson. Hasratnya bergejolak lagi dan menginginkan Wilson meski dia harus menahan dirinya karena tahu Wilson membencinya saat ini! Wilson membenci Chelsy tapi juga membenci dirinya karena belum bisa melupakan Chelsy dan masih tetap mencintainya sampai saat ini. Tujuannya menghancurkan perusahaan Chelsy agar dia ingin Chelsy kembali padanya. Tapi lagi-lagi dia harus kecewa karena saat ini ada pria lain yg telah mendampinginya. Semakin marah Wilson tapi dia tetap tidak bisa melupakan Chelsy begitu saja! Satu-satunya jalan adalah merayu Chesy supaya minta maaf dan kembali padanya! Berhasilkah Wilson melakukannya? Let see together....

Synopsis Mila was one of the beautiful mermaid in the mermaid world, her mother was trap in the human world and she has decided to go rescue her mother from the human world, she decided to risked her life, Isaac Walker, a young rich man that was single and was not ready to get married met with Mila beside the sea and thought she was human not knowing she was a mermaid, proposed to her to be his baby mama, Mila accepted so she could have a place to stay to saved her mother and go back to her world but unfortunately, she was stocked in the human world after she gave birth to sextuplets. Will Isaac ever know that Mila was a mermaid? Will them both ever fall in love each other? Will human prefer her the human world to the mermaid world, will she ever wants to leave her kids? Find out about what happened next.

Beautiful young Roxanne gets caught up in a mysterious deadly experiment of survival created by a multi billion dollar company known as International body of evolutionary divergence aka IBED. If she fails the entire world dies but if she survived the world escapes a deadly world war III... "She was met with two terrible things, the choking smell of rotten corpses and a room full of dead bodies hanging from ropes attached to the roof. Slowly she began to make her way passed the corpses one after the other"

Valeria Sienna, gadis berumur 18 tahun masuk ke dalam novel yang dibacanya setelah menjadi korban ke 11 pembunuh berantai saat pulang berbelanja. Menjadi pemeran utama bernama Elleonore tidaklah mudah. Kehidupan yang jauh dari kata bahagia harus dijalani detik itu juga. Sosok papa Elleonore yang menyayangi anak angkatnya dibanding anak kandung, menjadi tantangan sendiri untuk Sienna. Di tambah obsesi gila teman papanya bernama Izekiel yang berusaha melakukan apapun agar Elleonore menjadi miliknya. Tidak segan-segan menyingkirkan orang di sekeliling Elleonore agar obsesi itu tercapai. Ending cerita, Elleonore mati dibunuh kakak angkatnya. Untuk itulah, dengan sekuat tenaga Sienna akan merubah ending ceritanya.

Francesca only had one thing on her mind: escaping the hell that is her husband, Alpha Stefano. But it wasn't an easy feat, and more difficult years went by until she found hope in her mate, Alpha Tristan. It had long been scarred and hidden, but Tristan somehow effortlessly opened Francesca's heart again. And even as the world turned against them, she could only be certain of one thing: their love is stronger than all the forces of the universe.

Aku tidak tahu cinta jenis apa ini. Apakah ini hanya sekadar nafsu atau benar-benar murni dari relung jiwaku? Aku tidak tahu. Satu yang aku tahu, dia memiliki begitu banyak kekurangan. Tapi, entah bagaimana, aku masih saja begitu menyukainya, begitu terikat padanya. Mama, apakah aku akan baik-baik saja dengan dirinya? Mama, I'm In Love With A Criminal...

Saraid is your average witch hidden in a small town in Alabama. A blind date set up by her best friend and faerie, Wendy sends Saraid's ife spiraling out of control as the evening ends with her magically bound to Liam Maddox, a man with a secret all his own. Liam Maddox, born and raised in Ireland used to be one of the highest-ranking warriors of the Guardians of the Celtic Coven. An unforeseen attack left him cast out of the ranks for what the witches he protected called impure blood. Hired in secret to locate the true heir to the throne of the Celtic coven, Liam moves to the states where he meets Saraid. The one whom he has been tasked to find. A simple date flips their entire world on its axis as the two are magically bound together, leaving them sporting strange and unusual powers. When the truth is revealed Saraid finds herself traveling to Ireland to protect the lives of her closest friends and the man she unwillingly fell in love with, but when she is faced with the choice of her magic or love, will she choose to surrender her powers for the people she loves or is she strong enough to have both?

"I love you very much dad, but we've talked about this. I'm not getting married now... or later even, so stop trying to convince me, it won't work." Meet Amelia Phidelia Naa Shika Washington, a twenty-six year old black american woman who has assured herself and everyone else around her that she would never be tied down to any man in marriage. But despite her staunch belief in her assertion, her mother, Kelly Shirley Washington... a loving, religious mum, and drama queen extraordinaire seems to have other plans. "AMELIA, WHAT IS THIS I'M HEARING ABOUT YOU NOT WANTING TO GET MARRIED? YOU'RE STILL GOING ON WITH THIS FOOLISH TALK? DON'T SAY THAT! YOU'LL SURELY GET MARRIED IN JESUS NAME!!" Watch the drama unfold, as Mia battles her mother in a never-ending clash of wills, while dealing with an uncontrollable crush on her boss, and a huge pain in her ass... Antonio Valdez. This is war. But who will emerge victorious? Why don't you read and find out?