Yo Mama Jokes Spongebob Novels & Stories

So he took a bite. “Daddy G! No! Daddy! Daddy G ate the Playdoh.” Saber shook his head, looking amused. “Daddy G, that was silly.” “You’re gonna get a tummy ache,” Elle advised him. “You know what always helps me when I have a tummy ache? Magic beans!” “No magic beans,” Saber told her. “You’ve had enough sugar.” She pouted. “Daddy. So mean.” Gomez walked into the bathroom and spat the Playdough into some toilet paper.

you know, the same old shit a Mr Crabs would do while a workaholic SpongeBob did the hard work. I guess I was SpongeBob. I was a workaholic. I was usually if not always the last person to leave the bag and it had soon become a norm with everyone comfortable about it. I for one, wasn't bothered though, it's not like I had someone at home to go to.

“Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.” ~♡~ “Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain I can’t hear you! AYE AYE CAPTAIN Oohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish Spongebob Squarepants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

" We were watching Independence Day, but not for any particular reason except she'd wanted to watch it. I thought it had all quality of a cartoon myself, like Spongebob Squarepants with Will Smith in the starring role. I guess Shelly thought so too, because she couldn't stop giggling. "Welcome to Earth!" she said, rolling onto my lap, all pink faced from laughing too hard. Now Spongebob was dragging an alien wrapped in his parachute across the desert. It had been kind of funny when he'd punched the thing in the nose, but I'd known it was coming so I only smiled. We watched a little more. The wine had gotten me hot for sex, but obviously Shelly wasn't in the mood for fooling around. I kind of

"It is his fault. You see he got bored under the sea so he float up to the surface and decided to play in our bathroom with Peter the starfish." "We are not near the beach Ella." We don't? Maybe spongebob is living in a river? "Not beach Gideon I mean river. Yes River!" His glare intensifies. Okay so there is no River near our house also. "Well Sally placed them inside a fishbowl and carried them over to our house." That's the most "valid" reason you can think of Ella? Shut up Brain! You are not helping! "Well tell Spongebob and his friends that no dessert since they made a mess in our room and if they did not tell the truth within this minute tell them we will cancel the sleepover."

She tore a piece of a baguette off and dipped it into the sweet water fish stew as they spoke. “Well, I like to spend occasional afternoons playing video games. I like watching cartoons on Saturday mornings, especially Scooby Doo reruns, and I often d******d jokes on my phone and read them during boring business meetings.” Sandra thought of this handsome man in an expensive three-piece suit, reading one-line jokes. “I just realized I don’t really know much about you.” “What would you like to know? Ask me and I’ll tell you anything.” Sandra took a sip of her tea and thought about her answer.

he admitted, rubbing the back of his neck with a sheepish grin. "Do you think we should tell him we were just kidding about the whole nose breaking deal?" Dove asked between chuckles, leaving us to chorus, “definitely,” before going back to laughing. “We called him the sledgehammer. His head was almost as big as his body,” Gina related, laughing at the memory, with us reverberating the sound. Well, most of us; a particular SpongeBob looked like he’d want nothing more than to stuff a piece of cloth into his mum’s mouth to keep her from talking.