Novels by Chiquita Bonita

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every

Alright, here’s 600 words of completely random, chaotic-yet-readable stuff: --- Have you ever thought about how bizarre it is that bananas are technically berries, but strawberries aren’t? Whoever came up with fruit classification was either a genius or someone with too much time on their hands. Imagine sitting in a botanical conference: “Yes, folks, tomatoes are fruits, cucumbers are fruits, but that thing called a strawberry? Nope, not a berry. Carry on.” It feels like nature is playing an inside joke and we’re just pretending to get it. Speaking of inside jokes, pigeons might actually be spies. Think about it—everywhere you go, there’s a pigeon, just casually walking around like it pays rent. They tilt their heads in suspicious ways, as if recording your every move. And let’s not forget the “cooing.” Maybe it’s Morse code. What if pigeons are the original surveillance drones and we’re just too arrogant to notice? The government wouldn’t need satellites if it has pigeons on every