Strippers

Asia Carter

"I'm Momma Dee in that order, I call him Daddy like daughters. He like it when I get drunk, but I like it when he be sober.

That's top of the toppa, I never fuck with beginners. I let him play with my pussy then lick it off of his fingers. I'm in the zone" I sing loudly while dancing in the middle of my living room with the girls.

All of us are slightly buzzed after stealing a couple of glasses of mom's expensive bourbon. Having nothing better to do.

It's early Saturday afternoon and yeah so what if I wanted to drown my feels abit ?

"They holler at me but it's you. You, this ain't high school. Me and my crew, we can slide through, give it to you whenever you want. Whip it whenever you want" Roxy and Lexi scream at the top of their lungs as we sing loudly to Niki Minaj blasting through the surround sound system.

Shaking our ass, dancing like strippers. "Baby, it's yours! Anywhere, everywhere. Baby it's your world, ain't it? (Alright). Baby it's your w-"

"That's it, get it get it!!!" Reece screams from the doorway the same time James screams "Stop, Please stop!!"

Making us immediately turn around to see my brother trying to cover Mason and Reeces eyes while Kai stands there smirking.

I immediately turn down the music, extremely embarrassed being caught like that. "What are you doing here ass face?" I ask my brother.

"Firstly why the fuck are you guys wearing booty shorts dancing like pole dancers, not you Roxy, that was hot.

Secondly Lexi and Asia I dont ever want to see you guys doing that shit again" James say making a face of disgust. "Fuck y-" I say but he cuts me off.

"Thirdly and once again this is my house and I am allowed to come home during my free time. Lastly the boys and I will be in the garage working on the motorcycles so please cover yourselves"  my brother recites in his fatherly tone not giving us a chance to retort as he drags Mason and Reece out while Kai follows behind smirk still intact.

"Aahhh did you guys hear what he just said?!" Roxy squeals. "Pole dancers ?" I ask sarcastically while Lexi asks in the same tone "Cover yourselves?"

"Ugh no, he said that my dancing was h-" she says but we cut her off, completing her sentence "hot". I roll my eyes the same time Lexi gags "yeah we heard" she says pulling her face before turning up the music again.

The three of us immediately start dancing and singing along again. "I tell her bitch, you crazy, fuck wrong with you? And excuse my French, but I'm a long kisser.

And then she try to tell me I'm the only one that's hittin' and I say what about them n****s?" We scream at the top of lungs, shaking our asses and grinding on each other.

We laugh as we throw our hair in all directions. I grab my phone and start recording the girls and I as we sing our favourite part.

"Pussy like a oven too hot to put my tongue in all I had to do is rub it the genie out the bottle. Pussy so wet, I'mma need goggles. She tell me that's it's mine. I tell her stop lying, mine and who else?"

We sing, turning to each other asking the question before screaming "She say worry about yourself!!!!"

Laughing as I press the stop button throwing ourselves on the floor out of breath. If you cant tell already we like songs from way back, not really into this new shit.

I see Kai outside on the other side of the sliding door talking on the phone but his eyes on us. Ohh well.

"Oh shit, this my mother fucking song" Lexi screams as Hooka by Tyga starts playing. She squeals as she starts pulling us up and start spitting the lyrics like a clown making us laugh before we join her.

Me forgetting all about our audience.

After our mini party of three we got hungry which is why we are now in the kitchen cooking lunch. I'm busy frying some french fries as well as chicken pops. Lexi is making the waffles while Roxy starts making not so virgin cocktails.

When we finally finished in the kitchen, succesful in leaving the kitchen in one piece and not in flames we make our way back to the middle of my living room which is now covered in tons of food.

We dig in, Roxy puts on reruns of her favourite wild n out episodes. The three of us stuff our faces as we sit there and watch the episodes.

"Yesss, I'm starving" Mason groans as he practically sprints to our inside picnic. He looks at us as if asking permission. We all giggle but nod. He digs in, stuffing his mouth like a man starved.

We all laughing so hard at the roasts when my brother calls for Mason but he just ignores my brother and makes himself comfortable between Lex and I.

Not even thirty seconds later Kai enters the living room,  Reece and James following behind. They look at Mason and then the food and desert before they all join us stealing our food.

After scolding them and giving up we all now sat in front if the tv, lauging at Nick getting roasted. I go to grab another pop the same time Kai does. Our hands collide, I glare at him and he glares back.

I slap his hand away before grabbing my pop.

He just grunts before looking at the chucken pops in disgust, opting for fries instead. How mature. James bellows in laughter. "You guys still hate each other, damn I thought you guys grew out of it already" he breathes out.

"He's a dick" I mutter eyes back on the television. "She's still so annoying" he says back nonchalantly.

"Both of you annoying, either just fuck or get along but this tension needs to end" Reece says full of amusement.

"Fuck no" three different people growl out. Yeah it was me, obviously and Kai unsurprisingly and James, so fucking predictable.

Our reaction has the other four people in the room burst out in laughter.

Fuck ? Fuck Kai ? What tension ? Because I assure you it's definitely not sexual tension. He is a complete douche. Hell has to freeze over before he can touch this coochie. The fuck?

"Yeah yeah laugh it up, my sister's pussy is locked. Only I have the key, so yeah over my dead body" James says all macho man.

It takes a second before everyone groans out in utter disgust myself included.

"Shut up. It sounded way better in my head. Yeah whatever, you guys know what I mean" James says rolling his eyes leaning back so that his head lays on Roxy's lap.

The girl turned fifty shades of red.

"That can be arranged though" Reece says eyes glued to the television. "What?" Mason asks just as confused as the rest of us.

"He's dead body" Reece says smirking my way making everyone groan as I wrinkle my nose in disgust wacking him with a cushion.

"Damn girl I was kidding. Or was I?" he says laughing as my brother shoves him shaking his head.

"You're such a guy" Lexi says rolling her eyes at Reece. Big fucking mistake because that started a massive debate about stereotyping.

After a thousand hours later, okay abit dramatic but you catch my drift the girls and I are ready to leave the house to go to some club that Lexi assures us we'll get in and be able to drink.

Descending down the stairs, I catch Reece gasping as his eyes widen looking at us as he hits Kai and Mason and then pointing to us as they all three are on the sofa watching some action movie.

The girls and I giggle as we strut down the stairs flaunting our assets. Kai looks away uninterested while the other two boys practically drool.

"Where the fuck are you three going dressed like that?" My brother asks coming from the kitchen. Way to ruin a bad bitch moment. Dick.

"Out" I say rolling my eyes.

"Yeah, none of your damn business" Lexi says showing him the bird. "I think the fuck not" my brother says marching to the front door blocking it.

I groan in frustration, "James" I whine as the girls parch themselves at the bottom of the staircase looking bored. "Mom!!" I shout for my mother who got home about five minutes ago.

"Mommy ain't going to help you" James say mocking me in a high pitched baby voice. The boys chuckle from the living room.

"James get your ass away from that door and stop annoying your sister" my mother says from the doorway of the kitchen.

"What? No! Did you see the way she's dressed?" James asks my mother exasperated. "Yes, like every other damn women her age just a bit more modest. Now stop treating her like a kid" my mother says in her lecturing tone.

"How old were you when you started going to parties ?" My mother asks him but before he can reply she asks another question. "How old were you when you started sleeping around?"

"Did I stop you ? Or tell you how to dress ? Or give you a curphew? What age were you when you started underaged drinking ?" My mother fires question after question.

The girls and I stare at him with a smirk on our faces watching my mother set him straight. Momma ain't the best lawyer in town for nothing.

"About fifteen or sixteen but tha-" James answers but my mother cuts him off. "But but nothing James. She's about three or two years older than you were and doesn't even do half the things you done. And why shouldn't she ?

Because she's a women and doesn't have meat hanging between her legs ? Really James I didn't raise you to be 'that' type of man. She's a good girl and very capable of taking care of herself. Now move out of the damn way before I whoop your ass son" my mother lays her winning argument on him like a ton of bricks.

"Ms Carter you the bomb" Roxy winks at my mother. "Damn mom, ugh fine" James groans before moving out of the way. The three of us squeal.

I run over to my mom hugging and kissing her. "You are the best mom, I'll text you all night and you have my live location. I love you, byeee" I say as she smiles at me nodding.

"Bye loser" I chuckle at my brother before showing Kai the bird as I pass the living room leaving my house.

Lexi got us into the club paying off the bouncer at the back entrance. We currently at the bar downing shots.

"One more and then we get our freak on!" Roxy screams before we knock our glasses together and then down it.

"Ahh" I shout at the burn before dragging the girls to the dance floor. Now my biggest flex is none of my friends are ugly and we all know how to shake ass.

You best believe we had all eyes on us as we danced, having the time of our lives.

We grinded on each other, twerked and went down low shaking ass. We danced with a few guys before going to get more drinks then danced some more.

Sitting at the bar laughing our asses off at James priceless face when mom had my back. "That was fucking awesome" Lexi says chuckling. 

Some guy comes up to Lexi, shooting his shot. He's actually quite good looking so Roxy and I decide to keep ourselves very interested in our conversation about absolutely nothing.

"I'm just not interested dude" we hear her saying loudly. We immediately turn to face towards her. The guy chuckles and nod. "Let me atleast buy you a drink pretty lady" she smiles and nod.

The guy calls the bartender and is about to order when a blonde comes behind him smacking the back of his head, hard.

"This is what you out fucking doing when I'm home with our son? With some red head cheap slut" she screams at him still wacking him.

"Excuse you barbie. My friend is no slut, check your fucking man bitch" Roxy shouts at her making her turn towards us and launching at Roxy.

Nope, I grab her pulling her away from Roxy as Roxy punches her face as she pulls Roxy's hair.

She then turns to me and head butts me. Lexi gasps and throws a punch but misses and punches me straight in the face instead.

Mother fucker.

Who I assume is barbie's friends involve themselves. Alcohol really makes me violent so I take on the biggest bimbo and go full WWE on the bitch.

Lexy and Roxy both occupied handing these bitches asses to them. All you hear is war cries on top of the music.

Security immediately breaks up the fight. I'm fuming so I kick and scream not getting the satisfaction I need.

After all of us are thrown out of the club while  screaming profanities at those bitches until they are out of sight then only we finally calm down.

We decide to call an uber, grab some heavy shit from the liquor store before going to the nearest McDonalds and buying some food.

Throwing our cooldrink out of the cups we replace it with alcohol sipping on it while sitting inside McDonald's talking shit, stuffing our faces and laughing our asses off, way beyond buzzed.

Realising hours passed by we call an uber to get our asses home. When we get to my house it's already something to two in the morning.

We try to sneak in quietly but miserably fail. Kai caught us sneaking in with way too much food and half a bottle of whiskey.

He grabs the botttle before calling my brother on us.

"Damn you guys looked like you got knocked by a truck" Mason says laughing. "Crazy bar fight huh?" Reece asked finding this funny.

"That bitches got reminded of their mama's whippings" Lexi says with way too much attitude making us laugh.

My smile immediately drops when my brother tries to take the food we brought back for us to munch on.

After arguing for fifteen minutes I finally give in. "Fine we'll share our food if you share our whiskey with us and allow us to play COD with you guys" I say pouting at my brother who has taken ownership of the whiskey and wants to steal our food.

"Fine but if you get shitfaced drunk I'm not cleaning up when you piss miss" he says grabbing the food walking into the living room.

Everyone snickers, Kai smirks almost as if saying you never gonna live this one down midget.

I groan "That was one time asshole, it's not my fault you got me blind drunk so much so that I couldn't see the piss pot"