Do you want to know how pathetic I truly am?
That thing that happened to me yesterday has been the most interesting thing that’s happened to me since my mother died. I wish I had friends only so I could tell them that I saved a guy from a pack of werewolves, but I only have one friend and he hasn’t answered his phone all damn day. “There have been more werewolves around lately, have you noticed?” Mrs. Audrey asks me as she waits for me to finish making her coffee. Usually, I’d be annoyed by her trying to make conversation with me, but not this time. “Have I noticed? I had three of them in here yesterday,” I tell her, making her gasp, “They were chasing a poor guy, so small and helpless, he begged me to save his life… I had to be brave, so I stood in front of those animals and said: Stop right there! Leave him alone!” “My goodness,” she murmurs and clasps her hands to her chest, holding a rosary, “I can’t believe you’re so brave. And, what happened? Did they leave?” “Yes, they just turned around and left. The poor guy was so scared, he kept hugging me and thanking me for saving his life,” I lie, just because I obviously want to make myself sound more interesting, “It was worth it.” “Wow, you’re really the bravest girl I know…” the door opens suddenly and I get excited thinking I’ll have two customers in here at the same time, but when I pay attention to the person who just walked in, my stomach shrinks to the size of a raisin. “What do you want?” I ask. “Hello!” he replies, walking slowly towards us. Audrey turns back to look at him… then she has to look up. Because this morning he looks much taller than he did yesterday while lying in a fetal position. In fact, he looks very tall. And strong… And handsome, for some reason. But I still know he’s the same guy from yesterday, the one who begged me to save his life. He’s wearing the same clothes. “I just wanted to come by and thank you for helping me,” he says, and when he reaches the counter, the bastard jumps up and sits right there, “She saved my life yesterday.” Mrs. Audrey can’t close her mouth. She’s looking at him like he’s bread and she’s hungry. I finally finish her coffee and hand it to her, but it takes her a couple of seconds to function again. “THIS is the guy whose life you saved?” she asks, looking him up and down before turning to me and looking me up and down too, with judgy eyes. I guess it’s obvious that this guy is probably around six four and his arms are bigger than they seemed yesterday… meanwhile, I stopped growing at five three. I’m chubby on my best days, fat on my worst. I don’t have a gram of muscle on my entire body, just fat, “You couldn’t save yourself, young man? Why did you endanger a woman who is so much smaller than you?” “Well, I knew they wouldn’t hurt her… but they were going to hurt me. Oh, yep, they were going to,” he murmurs with a grimace and raises his hand to scratch his head before looking at me, “That’s why I wanted to come and thank her, she was very brave yesterday. Not just any human can stand up to werewolves, you know? But she did. For me.” Mmm… more for myself, because he decided to enter my coffee shop and they were going to kill me too, so I had to be brave or die. “That’s just how I am, selfless,” I lie and shrug, trying to stop a smile when Mrs. Audrey nods while looking at me with admiration, “Well, there’s nothing to thank. Just don’t run towards me again if you’re being chased.” “Okay,” he says and looks at me with… amusement? Does he find this funny? His green eyes are sparkling. AS IF there’s anything in this fucked up world for any eyes to sparkle like that, “Do you need help around here?” “Huh?” I ask, looking at Audrey and then at the empty tables, “Obviously not.” “Well, I don’t have money or anything, but I’d still like to pay you for what you did yesterday. Do you have something I can help with? Something I could fix?” he offers. “Good boy,” murmurs Audrey and sips her coffee, “Delicious as always. See you tomorrow, Jolene. Good luck.” “Thanks, Audrey!” I say, and as she walks out, leaving me alone with the vermin, I start thinking about what I can make him do to pay for yesterday, “What’s your name?” “I’m Leo… Lion. Lion Smith,” he says, making me frown. How can someone be unsure of their name? It’s literally the only thing I know about myself. The guy extends his hand towards me, so I grab it, and he shakes it with almost too much force, “You’re Jolene, I already know.” “Jolene Duvarak,” I reply, trying to save my hand from his grip, “Owner of this establishment and Ass Saver.” Lion laughs. “Well, I don’t own anything and I don’t have a job at the moment… I’m just Lion. Ass Saved Lion.” “A Lion who runs from werewolves,” I add, making him laugh again, but he nods, “What the hell did you do to make them angry? I haven’t seen them attack a human until now.” “Oh, just… you know,” he murmurs and shrugs. “No, I don’t know,” I reply, looking at him with narrowed eyes, “What did you do?” “I think they confused me with someone they know and are looking for, something like that. I tried to tell them I’m not him, but they didn’t listen. They wanted to take me by force, so I started running and running until I got here. It was the only place with the lights on.” I need to leave earlier, then. “How the hell could you outrun them?” I ask, unable to understand anything he’s saying, “Aren’t they supposed to be super fast? How could you escape from three of them?” “They might not want to show all their power away from their territory to avoid scaring humans even more,” he explains and shrugs, “Besides, I’m a good runner. Anyway, the thing here is that you helped me and I feel indebted to you… but I have no money. Just my hands.” “Mmmh,” I murmur, thinking of ways to take advantage of this guy, “Well, you can start by sweeping and mopping. I hate doing that.” Lion frowns and looks at me as if he doesn’t understand my words. “Don’t you need anything else? I’m strong, I’m tall… unlike you,” he murmurs. If I had issues with my height, I might have been quite offended by that comment, but I only feel slightly annoyed, “You can ask me to do something you can’t. Get somewhere you can’t… reach. No offense.” “I own a ladder. I don’t need a tall guy to get a glass from a shelf. I need someone to do what I don’t want to do, like sweeping and mopping,” I repeat and walk to the service room to get the broom, then walk up to him. Damn, he really is tall, “Here you go.” Lion stares at the broom as if he’s never seen one before. “Seriously?” “Yes. Or do you have money?” I ask, Lion gives me a tired look, “Exactly. I risked my life yesterday because of you, so start sweeping and shut up while I listen to my podcast.” Lion sighs but he starts sweeping while I clean up the counter and listen to my podcast, as I do every day. Occasionally, I look at Lion to see what he’s doing and frown because he’s extremely bad at sweeping. But at least he’s here, paying his debt. That’s enough. Besides, it’s not like I really need to sweep, it’s not like I have many customers.“Good job, now it’s time to mop,” I continue twenty minutes later when he finally finishes something that usually takes me two minutes. Lion throws his head back with a groan, “What? Does my life mean so little to you? Just a sweeping session?” “No, I think you’re worth a mopping session too,” he murmurs as if being forced and rolls his eyes, “But I’ve never done it before. It looks complicated.” I frown in confusion as I study him from head to toe, wondering what kind of person has never mopped anything in their life? I guess someone so rich they have a cleaning team at their disposal. But… Lion doesn’t look like someone like that. Other than the fact that he’s incredibly attractive in face and body… honestly, he looks like he stinks. His hair is long and stiff, his clothes are filthy, and his arms are full of cheap and ugly tattoos. “Why are you looking at me like that?” He asks. “I’m wondering how it’s possible you don’t know how to mop, are you stupid? Your mother nev
For the rest of the day, I can’t stop thinking about that strange individual. He’s too intriguing. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a man that tall and handsome. Attractive people don’t live in this city. At least not anymore. Before, when the world was normal, there were a lot of rich people who would walk around here when they wanted to feel edgy and, for some reason, they were always more attractive than us poor folks. Lion has a rich man’s face and a rich way of speaking… but he stinks like the last crackhead who chased me, so I don’t know what to make of him. The only thing I can say is that for some reason, his height and size don’t intimidate me, I don’t feel scared, which is something new. Lately, whenever a man enters my coffee shop, I’m ready to run or grab a knife to defend myself, but not with Lion. Maybe because he has a pretty face. Or maybe because he was way too pathetic that first time when the werewolves were chasing him. Yes, I think that’s the reason.
The idiot grabs me by the arms and moves me aside violently, making me drop my bags and causing my groceries to fall to the damn ground full of used needles, but I have no way to fight him because he’s too strong. “I’m in the same predicament as last time,” he says breathlessly, with worried eyes, “I need you to send them away, to the opposite side of me.” “What the hell is wrong with you?! I’m not actually your personal ass-saver!” I growl and want to keep complaining because his stupid ass ruined my groceries, but he puts a dirty hand over my mouth to shut me up. “Fucking obey me!” he growls, making me shut up immediately because I’m not stupid. That was not a nice command… quite the opposite, “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have spoken like that. But…” His head moves as if he’s listening to something I can’t hear, and he suddenly lets go of me to run towards the crackheads. Without even thinking twice, he throws himself at the five bodies sleeping together, falling right i
“Shit, I think this guy is dead,” Lion says, referring to the guy lying next to him. He moves him a bit, and from the way he doesn’t react, I think he’s right. “Leave him there, you idiot,” I complain. “He died on his own; it’s not your problem. But this right here IS your problem… you owe me five hundred dollars.” “What? Why?” he asks and stops touching the dead guy to get up and approach me. Now he smells three times worse, “You only lost some vegetables.” “And my favorite beers and my yogurt, which costs fifty dollars,” I complain, clenching my hands into fists. It’s what has hurt me the most about the super-inflation, I can’t even enjoy fucking yogurt. Lion’s mouth falls open as if he can’t believe a simple thing costs that much, “It’s all those werewolves’ fault… and why the hell are they chasing you so much, by the way? They said you stole something.” Lion rolls his eyes. “Right,” he mutters. “I saw a burger on a table and thought it had no owner, so I ate it. Suddenly
I scoff at that comment and roll my eyes, approaching to give him the shampoo and soap bar. “I’m being serious,” Lion adds, giving me a strange look. “I don’t believe you,” I say, crossing my arms as I watch him wash his hair. He moves calmly, as if we have all the time in the world. And I suppose we do. “I’m being honest, I’ve never had sex with anyone,” he says, and this time his voice sounds completely truthful, “I’m not… desirable.” “Oh, shut the fuck up,” I snap, rolling my eyes in annoyance, “You’re tall and you have all your teeth; that’s enough for most women, especially these days. Seriously, you’re the best pick I’ve seen lately.” “Well, I suppose,” he laughs, running the soap bar under his armpits. Thank god. “Unless you don’t like women?” I ask. If he turns out to be gay, I’m definitely NOT introducing him to Jonah. “I like women, they just don’t like me back,” he laughs again but shuts up when I give him another tired look, “I mean, the women where I’m from
As we’re walking, I look up at him. He has a nice profile. “So… how long have you been wandering homeless around my city?” “Mhm, a month? More or less, I don’t know,” he shrugs as we walk. I have to keep looking up to find his eyes. Walking next to someone so handsome isn’t something that happens to me every day, “The days blur together when you’re having fun.”“When you’re unemployed, you mean,” I murmur. Lion just shrugs again with his signature smile still on his face, “Where do you sleep?”“Wherever I am,” he answers, making me frown, “I have a special place I go back to sometimes, I even have a neighbor I like, but I don’t always make it there. Most days, I sleep wherever I am when I get tired.”“Alright,” I murmur, weirded out. I guess that’s something only a man can do and I will never understand it, “And you don’t have family?”That makes Lion, for the first time, lose his stupid carefree smile, but he slightly shakes his head and forces a smile again.“Yeah, but I don’t tal
Lion moves carefully to avoid drawing the werewolf’s attention until he’s close. She’s distracted, so he gets closer than I would have expected. When she finally turns to look at him, Lion attacks… or more like, he strikes like a literal lion. He grabs her crossbody bag and yanks it with such force that it rips from her body as he dashes off so quickly that he’s literally across the street in the blink of an eye, with the woman behind him, just as fast. “Nice. That’s what they deserve,” some guy walking past me says, his friends nod in agreement. They have stopped walking to watch as Lion disappears like a big cat-thief, “The guy was fast.”“And brave,” adds another.Too fast and too brave. That’s why he dares to steal from those magical beings, I guess. Maybe he’s a former athlete.I sigh and nervously wait a few more minutes. The woman never returns, and neither does Lion. I get up and move to a different spot just to avoid looking too suspicious. But I’m a little scared.I walk u
“What are you going to spend your money on, Lion? I hope you don’t say drugs,” I say, heading for my favorite beers and my favorite yogurt again. “Probably on some weed, but not all of it… I owe some people money. Maybe I’ll pay them, but maybe not,” he murmurs, looking around intently as if he’s never been here before, “Oh, wow, I’ll definitely buy this.” “What do you usually eat, Lion?” I ask when I see him grab the only two boxes of Oreo cookies left, as if they aren’t disgustingly expensive. And as if he’s never eaten that before, “That’s a terrible financial decision, by the way. You could buy a lot more nutritious stuff for half the price.” “Nothing is a bad financial decision when you’re rich in balls to keep stealing,” he says with a mischievous smile that makes me roll my eyes. I guess he’s right, “I eat lots of things. Nutritious and non-nutritious. Don’t worry about it.” I shrug because I don’t really care about what this man eats. We keep walking through the half-