After my mother in law left, the atmosphere immediately changed. It was like she was crazy or something.
"She is not always like this" Kene said, snapping me from my thoughts.
"She was always sweet to me back then" I replied, rubbing my forehead with my palm.
"It's like.... " I paused, biting my lower lip.
"She has been jazzed" Kene completed, walking towards me.
"What's wrong with you? " he asked removing my hands from my forehead, making sure to place a kiss on my head.
"It's just a slight headache" I replied, biting my lower lip nervously.
I was already getting frustrated and fed up, I just couldn't place my emotions.
"There's something on your mind" he said, tugging my lip from my teeth.
"Are you going to...?" I asked, sighing.
Eight months later****I woke up this morning to the noise from Baba Chidera's children. He was the new security guard, we had to give the young man and his family the boys squatters to live in. And the noise that comes from Chidera and his younger ones are out of this world. Those children could shout a lot, I giggled remembering the last time I heard their conversations. They were waiting for madam, that's me of course, to give birth so they can eat jollof rice, fried rice and big meat. Well I will be due in two weeks time, so they won't have to wait long.I couldn't do most things myself, cause of my huge baby bump, I can't even see my feet, my protruding stomach stopped me from doing even the tiniest thing. I had to always call my husband to put on my panties for me and it really sucks, he cleans me up and dresses me up. He also doesn't fail to taunt me with every help he renders. I also didn't f
Today being a Saturday morning, I decided to just walk round the house. The baby was due anytime soon and I was fully ready, I can't wait for my princess to see the world, she has been reacting to her dad's voice and making a lot of movements anytime she senses him.Everyone in the family already made their personal presumptions, Kene kept insisting we were having a boy. My father-in-law presumption was a scary type."You had better not be a set of sextuplets" I said out loud, tapping my huge bump.'Do you want to build a snowman' I heard my phone ring, Kene kept calling me childish for using that as my ringtone, but hey people! Christmas was almost here, why shouldn't I want to build a snowman? and those yuletide Carol's are kind of soothing to the mind.I picked up my phone to check the caller, Dumbi?Like why was he calling? Has he found o
*******I still felt the guilt of using my late mum as a bait for making Uchechi spill and dad almost spoilt the plan.That old man..... I thought, wagging my fingers in the air."I'm sorry mum" I muttered under my breath, resting my head against the head rest in the Uber car.I was surprised it was the same Uber that came this morning that also came to pick me up at my dad's house. This world is small as people will always say.He dropped me right in front of my house, but not without making his own assumptions that I was going to give birth to twins. He also made sure he gave me his personal number, so as to get invited for naming ceremony.I got down from the car slowly and carefully, holding on to my big baby bump.I was surprised to see a Gold coloured Nissan jeep, very close to the gate. I walked fast, not really fast but
"Does it hurt?" he asked, looking concerned."Go get the car keys you idiotic fool," I shouted. Breathing heavily."Calm down woman." he said, running to get the keys and the baby's things hopefully.I kept groaning and blowing hot air out of my mouth as I waited for him."Where are the baby things?" I cried out, when I saw only the car keys with him."I will go get them." he shouted, running back to the same direction he came from.*******"We have to remove her hearing aids," I heard the doctor say to Kene."And how am I supposed to hear? you ugly fool?" I shouted."You won't be able to focus on the sounds when the pain hits you Mrs ""Then how is she meant to know when to push?" Kene asked the doctor.&n
Two days later******I wasn't discharged yet, the doctor insisted on monitoring I and my babies. Even though we were good to go.Kene was here with me in the room, he got us the most expensive room in the hospital, as Sharon called it. Strictly VIP(Very important people). I chuckled as I felt his lips on my neck.I was sitting in between his legs on the bed, with his arms wrapped around my waist.Our babies were fast asleep in their cribs, which was placed at a corner in the room. They were beautiful than any other babies I've ever seen before. I could watch them sleep for hours. The cute little snubs of their nose which I couldn't resist kissing anytime I breastfeed or check up on them. Their eyelashes so long that they met the curve of their cheeks."My breast is so full and sore." I whined.&nb
"Where are my grandchildren? I'm a grandpa now, to three kids. I'm as happy as a tick feeding on a dog." My father in law said, as he came in with my mother in law lagging behind him.The witch of OZ"Welcome Sir and Ma" I said scratching my head as I stared in surprise at my father in law, the man was wearing the famous Nigeria military uniform, with all the stars he got in the appropriate places.I thought the man was retired already."Don't mind the uniform my wife, my grandchildren has to see how good looking their grandpa is with his Uniform" he said scratching his beards in embarrassment.Wonders shall never end."How are you my dear? " Kene's mum asked, checking my body for any injuries.Madam I just gave birth not that I got into an accident.The way she was dr
Four years later ?******"Up Nepa!" I heard Chidera and his younger ones shout. Those children's vocal chords must be really strong.Well, welcome to Nigeria whereby the word everybody can't do without is "Up Nepa" even though they were not invoke right now, like they changed their name or something, but they will always remain the stupid Nepa and all other branded names."Kene, I think they already brought the light, go and switch off the Generator before baba Chidera gets there before you" I shouted from the kitchen, as I broke ten eggs into a bowl, whisking it after adding the needed ingredients."Alright, but I'm starving honey." he yelled back."Food will be ready in a minute." I replied back, I could hear the Gen going off, I blinked my eyes as the light was changed.It was already late in the night, the streets were bubbling
Epilogue 2"Sewa, are you awake? " Kene whispered shifting closer to me on our bed, I could hear his breathing, cause he was breathing heavily. I pretended I was asleep hoping he would go back to sleep.I smiled when I felt him retreating back to his side of the bed, I sometimes wonder how Kene gets his energy. He comes back late from work and still wants to go down with me."Sewa," he whispered into the darkness."I know you are awake." he added.I covered my mouth trying to stiffle the laughter that threatened to expose me fully. I felt the urge to turn when I felt his warm hands on my waist and his breath fanning my nape."Sewa," he called out, his voice breaking at the end.I went alert immediately, I could feel something wet on my neck. Then I heard the sniffles he was making. Different thoughts kept running through my head. Kene never cries, what could make Kene cry?I got