Chapter 26: Jake

I let her drag me all over William's Junction for the next two days. After the crater there really wasn't much else to see. "Babe you had your choice of anywhere in the world, why not Greece or Paris?" I thought that's where all women wanted to go, the fuck I know. She was lying on my chest in bed the night before our departure. We were both tired from trying to see all of Arizona in one shot. We'd ended up in Sedona for the scenery, which if you ask me was a better deal. That at least had been a nice two-hour ride through beautiful country. Now she's telling me her next stop of choice on our little honeymoon.

"I wanted to see home first, there're lots of things to see right here then we can go to those places later." Okay that made sense, but her next choice was Yellowstone in Wyoming a good ten or eleven hours away. When I suggested Yosemite, which was basically a stone's throw from where we were she said she didn't want to go there because they'd had an outbreak the year before. F