CLOWNY MISFORTUNES

CLOWNY MISFORTUNES

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에:  Joshua A. Akor완성
언어: English
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A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

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CHAPTER 1

"Stupid being, I regret the day I gave birth to you, you are such a waste! I thought I gave birth to a child like everyone else would, I never knew I birthed a disgrace, a waste, a nonentity. I suffered, wore tattered clothes, slept hungry and had to do menial jobs only on a wasted investment I call a son. His usual custom is to tie wrapper, eat my food and sit idle all day and cause reckless havocs in people’s lives .AKOSIBERO!! (This is a Yoruba word that means a person who puts other people in trouble). You deserve to be called a just-came-to-earth individual. You’ve got no good history; neither does it seems like you have a future, charlatan!"

These words from mama hit me hard. My saliva was too hard for me to swallow. I was downgraded and had no bit of self-worth and as mama said, I had nothing to do anymore on earth. I thought of the best thing to do, the best option for someone who had given up....find out!

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Yea! You guessed right. Suicide!

The tears from my face became unbearable, man like me..Imagine. My heart was already broken like that emoji on Whatsapp.I allowed mama to go back to the cottage so as to hide my hideous plan from her. I went to the backyard, untied the drying rope we spread clothes on and set out for the bush.

As expected Shagbo area is the quietest area in the village. Hardly can you find a living soul in Shagbo bush. I had nothing to offer in this life. I regretted what I was about to do but couldn't bear the pain of continuing my life in such agony and shame. At that spot, I could remember clearly what Pastor Ray said during Sunday school. "Suicide is a sin and anyone who commits it will go to hell fire because he committed murder" Save me of all that talk please! was life not a living hell already? Let me even take this adventure to hellfire maybe the devil and his angels may show the love and care my relatives never showed me. Even though hell is horrible, at least I can find a place where my emotions and feelings will not be degraded, insulted and treated with so low value. "Father forgive me" I finally said. I threw the thick rope on the branch of the big baobab tree and tied up my neck. I was doing this crying, I couldn’t feel my heart any longer. Suddenly, I started hearing some faint footsteps from the woods behind. 

"That could be someone is coming” I said to myself. “Oh, why should it be today when I decided to carry out this plan secretly someone would decide to pass this deserted place?"

I quickly untied my neck and pretended all was well by throwing some stones at the tree faking that I was trying to pluck some fruits.. What annoyed me was that it was a very young girl of about three on just pants that came running on the paths. I kept looking at the poor girl growling in annoyance, I wished she could vanish away so I could carry out my plan once and for all. Anyone coming next would just see my lifeless body hanging cold-bloodedly, maybe.. “This time, regardless of whosoever passes by or walks past, tonight I’m going to see my ancestors.” But that was like placing a bet on soccer, it’s a 50-50. Either a yes or no, heaven or hell but the clearest picture I saw was hell.

In few minutes, I was already hanging and strangling. I was struggling with my spirit which has stubbornly refused to leave me. 

'So suicide is this painful and tough?'

I wished I had a gun or maybe something toxic like rat poison which could make it a faster death but I knew I was way too broke to afford them. Even though I hung six feet above the earth, death wasn't coming. I thought I’ve read I books that the paws of death lurk around them that wants it. I began to doubt that...

WATCH OUT.. Did CHUKA die? FIND OUT

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Truve
This is an amazing piece of work. I really love this book. It's beautifully written and worth your time
2020-10-23 01:22:58
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Jessie summers
beautifully written ❤️
2020-10-20 23:23:38
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_Laramie_
I really love your book. read the first few chapters and I got hooked. love this☺️
2020-10-19 01:46:23
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Nightingale ✍️
Mhenn this story is Lit?. It keeps the reader drawn to the main character. At the first chapter I was already glued to how chuka's mistakes caused misfortunes to others. This is definitely a story y'all should read.
2020-10-17 17:15:46
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jessicalawzzzzz
I'll add this to my lib if I were you?☺️
2020-10-16 20:09:59
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Godwin Hosanna Aga
I love this book and I can't wait to flip more pages. The writer is an amazing narrator and I thought someone was going to save him from hanging himself ?
2020-10-10 22:47:38
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anggyogun15
Honestly this book is fantastic. The writer is an amazing one. I loved every part of the book. It's a great one tbvh
2020-09-30 15:31:36
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anggyogun15
Honestly this book is fantastic. The writer is an amazing one. I loved every part of the book. It's a great one tbvh
2020-09-30 15:31:36
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Marcel Fash
This is an amazing work of art. Great job Incredible Josh. I think you deserve a Grammy. ?
2020-09-30 01:01:10
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THE INCREDIBLE JOSHUA
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2020-09-24 22:34:44
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Ellen Day
Read the first few chapters, really interesting story, nothing like I was expecting looking forward to reading more.
2020-09-24 09:10:57
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E_G_O
Whoa. Had to say. That was unexpected. Nice?
2020-09-23 04:48:22
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Miss Sirius
A lot of tragedy.. I find it very interesting story, the title is so catchy! ? ? ? Keep it up Josh! ??
2020-09-19 19:41:03
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Judith O.
It was the name of your book that attracted me, it's so peculiar and odd but it just makes me want to click and find out and you know what? I'm gonna do just that
2020-09-19 07:47:32
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RomanticAdrienne
Joshua, this is fantastic! The story flows so incredibly, keep up the awsome work!
2020-09-18 13:34:17
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