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The Plan
'By the way, I have to go to the solicitor tomorrow, early. Hopefully, there is something that prevents me interfering with the planning process. Then the farmer gets his blasted windmills and I don’t have to annoy the county set.'
'Is that likely?'
'No idea? The family has been farming that patch for generations. Who knows what was agreed in seventeen fifty something and how easily it can be applied to wind farms?'
'Why can’t you lie about the legal position and tell your posh chums you can’t block it?'
'Because Larissa insists on accompanying me.'
I looked blank, then the penny dropped.
'Larissa Gormley-Stuart intends to stake out the solicitor’s office, to make sure you don’t try to deceive the county set. She suspects you of some fifth column activity.'
'And with good reason. I’d love to let Giles Ferguson have his windmills.'
A plan formed in my mind. I was willing to form a Vera-support
Clive La PenséeThe rug begins to slip from Millie's self confidence. How the folly of youth can get out of control.
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