Jennie
If anyone ever tells you walking through a crowd with a literal god of a man on your arm is fun, they’re lying.
It’s terrifying.
Every time Dante and I walk past someone, whether it’s my uncle, the flower girl’s mom, or some random man in a rental tux, they all look. Some are subtle. Some are not. A lot of them are actually staring at him like he’s the last piece of cake at the wedding buffet.
Dante doesn’t care.
He’s calm. Unbothered. The sharpest man in the room and getting all the admiring glances, and somehow he still looks like he’d rather be on a motorcycle with blood on his knuckles.
When we stand at the edge of the garden reception while guests mingle and clink champagne glasses, Dante has one hand casually in his pocket and the other resting on the small of my back. A barely-there touch that still makes my brain short-circuit.
Is this what they call getting starry-eyed?
“You’re shaking,” he murmurs near my ear. Mr. Actor and looking-like-a-model is so close that I can feel the vibration of his voice before I hear it.
Unfair how it makes me shiver.
“It’s the heels,” I lie.
“It’s not.”
I glance up at him, and I’m hit with a wave of Dante Evans. Perfect nose. Sculpted cheekbones. A jawline with the hint of stubble that every lady would want to find chaffing on their private parts. His eyes are gorgeous too, and watching me like he’s thinking about things no one should be thinking at a wedding.
“You’re not making this easier, you know,” I mutter, pretending to sip champagne. It’s juice. They gave me juice.
“Not my job to make it easy,” he replies. “You hired a boyfriend, not a babysitter.”
Oh, he’s rude. I hate that it works on me.
Before I can snap back and show him that this kitten has some claws of her own, some guy stumbles into our space like a human bowling ball. “Jennie?”
No, not him!
Standing there in khakis and misplaced confidence is Kyle. My high school crush. And ex. He is accidental reason I stopped trusting men with playlists and poetry tattoos.
He blinks between me and Dante. “Wow. You look… different. Like, in a good way. And is that—” he squints, “—your boyfriend?”
Dante turns his head slowly, his cold expression telling me nothing of his internal thoughts.
There’s a tiny pause before he wraps his arm around my waist and pulls me flush against his side. Like he’s claiming me as his trophy girlfriend, even though he is the one everyone wants.
“I’m Dante,” he says. “Her boyfriend. Who are you?”
Kyle shrinks a little under Dante’s stare. My ex isn’t short, but my new actor boyfriend is tall. “Uh. Just a friend,” Kyle awkwardly mumbles.
“Hmm.” Dante doesn’t smile. He just stands there, carved from marble and draped in danger. “You always talk to your friends like that?”
Kyle flushes. “Didn’t mean anything by it. She just looks… different.”
“She always looks like this,” Dante sounds defensive. “You must not have been paying attention.”
Oh. My. God.
He is scary, but also hot. Very hot!
Kyle stutters something and scurries away. I glance up at Dante, heart pounding.
“That was…” I struggle to find the words.
Dante doesn’t.
“Necessary.”
“Was it? Why?”
His gaze drops to my mouth, then flicks back to my eyes. “He was looking at you like you were a memory he wanted to revisit. I don’t share.”
OH OKAY.
He steps back a little, but not enough to give me air. Not enough to let me recover from having him play the part of overprotective boyfriend. I feel the heat of him everywhere. On my back. On my hips. Even in places where his fingers never went.
“You know this is pretend, right?” I try, mostly because my brain needs a warning label. It is already planning our wedding.
His intense eyes land on mine. “This doesn’t feel like pretend.”
Woah.
My knees almost betray me. I need to sit down.
But before I can find a chair, a server passes with flutes of actual champagne. I grab one like it’s my only lifeline and down half in one go.
Dante is watching me again. That same half-lidded gaze, like he’s already imagined what I’d look like underneath him. He hasn’t touched me in two full minutes, and yet I feel marked.
“Come with me,” he says.
My voice comes out hoarse, “Where?”
He doesn’t answer. Just takes the glass from my hand and sets it on a table. Then he reaches for my fingers and threads his with mine like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
I follow. Of course I do. Dante smells like a new mistake, and I’m good at making those.
He leads me to the dance floor. There’s a slow song. The kind of tune that says touch each other like the world isn’t watching.
“Dante,” I whisper, but he already has me.
One hand on my waist. The other catching mine. We are too close. His gaze traps me, and I’m melting like a marshmallow.
“You don’t have to—”
“I want to.”
The world falls away, and I don’t remember how to breathe.
All I can think of is Dange. His hand is on my back, sliding down. Delicious fingers brushing skin. Every move is smooth. Like he’s just good at making women unravel in public and have done it before.
I want to touch him too so my little hand lands on his broad chest. The heartbeat I feel is slow and strong. Like nothing concerns him.
His head dips low. Lips near my ear.
“You’re shaking again,” he murmurs. “Still the heels?”
“It’s you.”
A pause.
His fingers tighten on my waist. “Good.”
We dance.
And for a few minutes, I forget this is a lie. I forget my sister’s stares, my mom’s confusion, the whispers. I forget that this man is not mine. Because right now?
He feels like he could be my future, and I’m happy...until I hear my sister.
“Oh wow. He did not run off after the ceremony.”
I freeze and Dante stills with me, but slowly turns toward the sound.
My sister is standing near the buffet table. Her petite baby doll arm is linked with her husband, but her eyes are locked on us like she’s looking at intruders on her parade.
Her lips curl into something tight. “You really pulled it off and found yourself a man, huh?”
Dante’s mouth brushes my temple. “Smile,” he says softly. “Let her choke on your happiness.”
I smile at my sister, “I did.”
My smile is wicked. Today I’m not the ugly duckling standing alone in the corner. I’m the woman with the hottest man in the room dancing with me.
And damn, it feels good.
DanteI ring the doorbell, mentally bracing myself. Tonight is pure strategy. A calculated performance to win better roles, impress the media, and charm the public. Jennie should be easy. Just another pawn in this game I’m playing.But then the door swings open, and my first thought is...damn.She stands in front of me, short and curvy in the kind of dress that makes my brain bluescreen. Her brown hair is pulled back in a lazy twist, her glasses slightly fogged from the warm air. She’s wearing girl-next-door makeup, and I should be unimpressed. I usually go for long legs, red lips, and dangerous smiles. Jennie is none of that.And yet, my body reacts like she’s every fantasy I’ve never admitted to having.She smells like strawberries. Sweet and warm. Innocent.My cock twitches. I grit my teeth.Not helpful.“Hi,” she says softly, a flush blooming high on her cheeks like a shy sunburn.“Hey,” I reply, my voice gruffer than I’d like. “You look… good.”She laughs nervously. “I feel like
JennieI wake up to a message from Dante Evans.Which is not something I ever thought I’d say unless I hit my head, hallucinated, or fell into a coma where my brain built an alternate reality just to mess with me.But it’s real. Sitting there on my cracked screen.You still owe me cake, Chaos. Want to fix that?I drop the phone.Straight up fumble it like it’s covered in lava.“OHMYGOD.”Muffin, my cat, blinks at me from the foot of the bed like I’ve lost it.“Don’t judge me, you nap-gremlin. The man from my literal DREAMS just texted me.”Muffin gives me a judgmental, “Mauw…” while I reread the message three times.Then a fourth for science.He wants to see me again.Why?I mean, I’m not awful, but I’m also not a walking thirst trap. My idea of sexy is wearing my one good bra and remembering to shave both legs. I’m average. Small boobs. Stubborn hips. No money. Student loans. An unhealthy obsession with lemon bars. And yet… he called me Chaos like it was his favorite dessert.Cue men
DanteI don’t do relationships.Not real ones. Not messy ones. Not the kind where you wake up beside someone and let them see you before coffee. Before you’ve ironed the mood out of your face.So the fact that I’m still thinking about her. The way her fingers twisted in my jacket, the stunned little sound she made when I kissed her, the way she looked at me like I was something worth wanting... It’s a problem.A big one.She walks me to my car like we’re real. Like we’re not two strangers playing a game neither of us fully understands. The moonlight hits her face in that annoyingly romantic way and I can’t stop staring.She smells like strawberries. Sweet and sharp and edible.She’s so small. I could probably lift her with one hand, and that’s not even a brag. Her head barely reaches my chest. Everything about her screams harmless and chaotic and very, very off-brand for me.With her brown hair, glasses, barely-there makeup, short body and total lack of curves, I shouldn’t be attracte
JennieLet me just start by saying Dante Evans should come with a damn warning label.Because even when he’s not doing anything—just standing there with a glass of champagne, his shirt clinging to muscles that definitely weren’t photoshopped—he’s still causing problems.For my brain. For my ovaries. For society.And now? Now he’s casually stealing the mic from the DJ like he’s hosting the Oscars.I mouth, “What the fuck are you doing?” from the other side of the lawn, but Dante? He just gives me a trust me look.He’s lucky he’s beautiful.The crowd hushes instantly. My sister, who was two seconds away from roasting me in her wedding speech, looks like she’s been personally offended by the audacity of someone hotter than her speaking first.“To the happy couple,” Dante says in his charming voice. The entire female population at the wedding swoons, and Dante continues, “I wasn’t planning to be here today. I actually received a last-minute invitation, and let me just tell you that someti
JennieIf anyone ever tells you walking through a crowd with a literal god of a man on your arm is fun, they’re lying.It’s terrifying.Every time Dante and I walk past someone, whether it’s my uncle, the flower girl’s mom, or some random man in a rental tux, they all look. Some are subtle. Some are not. A lot of them are actually staring at him like he’s the last piece of cake at the wedding buffet.Dante doesn’t care. He’s calm. Unbothered. The sharpest man in the room and getting all the admiring glances, and somehow he still looks like he’d rather be on a motorcycle with blood on his knuckles.When we stand at the edge of the garden reception while guests mingle and clink champagne glasses, Dante has one hand casually in his pocket and the other resting on the small of my back. A barely-there touch that still makes my brain short-circuit.Is this what they call getting starry-eyed?“You’re shaking,” he murmurs near my ear. Mr. Actor and looking-like-a-model is so close that I can
PrologueAITAH (Am I the asshole) for hiring a gorgeous man to pretend to be my boyfriend at my sister’s wedding and now backing out?Okay, so hear me out. The title sounds bad, but I have to back out!Let me take it from the beginning…My sister said I’m too ugly to find a boyfriend, and so I was DETERMINED to find a date for her wedding day. (Today, by the way…)And I found him at the local bar. I was drunk, unhinged, fucking blind and squinting from having chugged tequila and then I TOLD HIM EVERYTHING!I told the guy that my beautiful sister thinks I’m fugly. Stupid. And way too lazy to keep a relationship alive(I leave dishes everywhere and blame my cat!), and that no sane man would ever want to be my boyfriend.The man?He was amused and agreed to be my fake date for the wedding. (again, this is happening now. In ten minutes to be exact!)The problem?HE IS WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE!I don’t remember much from our bar date. Like, I remember that he was THE MOST BEAUTIFUL man that I’v