LOGINAbout two hours and many sore muscles later, the trio collapsed on the floorboards of the living room, underneath a rather small but very effective ceiling fan.
“Now that that’s over,” Gabriele uttered, barely audible, “we can go over the legal process of this unholy cohabitation.” “Ugh…” Santiago groaned. “Keep your legal practices to the side, Gabriele. I’m famished enough to eat a horse.” “Unfortunately, all I have here are sandwiches,” she mumbled unapologetically. “Without horse meat, of course. Lola? You good?” Lola’s response was a weak thumbs-up. “Alright. Let’s have something to eat before starvation gets the better of us. I’ll get the sandwiches, Santiago’ll handle lemonade, and Lola… just hang in there or something.” Several sandwiches later, the three adults sat cross-legged on the floor, with Santiago and Lola still sipping their lemonade while Gabriele held a black file in her hands. “The documents within this file clarify the nature of this coexistence,” she began with a piercing stare from her bluish-gray eyes. “It also confirms that only the persons gathered here know about the truth concerning this agreement. It’s nothing but a lie, a sham, and a deceptive subterfuge to dissuade the public.” Santiago and Lola glanced at themselves. “Uh, sis? When you put it like that—.” “Now to the terms and conditions,” she flipped the file open. “There will be no feelings attached. Neither would there be justifiable acts of jealousy or envy. No one is bound to the other in actuality, so you can have your actual partners over, provided that they are aware of and agree with the detailed instructions concerning the arrangement. You are to utilize separate bedrooms during the course of this pact. Sexual activities with each other are highly inappropriate and should be avoided at all costs, regarding the—.” “Gabriele.” Santiago sounded firm and out of patience. “Forgive me for interrupting your reading of the modernized Ten Commandments, but this wasn’t why I asked you to come. You’re here to bear witness to the fact that Lola and I live in the same house, just so the tabloids can shut up. Save the lawyering shit for an actual lawsuit; that’s why you’re the company’s attorney.” “Hmm. I see.” Gabriele closed the file and flung it to one side, leaning forward and continuing her piercing gaze. “Oh, I didn't mean any of that. You two are grown-ass adults, you can do whatever you want. But… maybe it was my own way of reminding you guys that your actions led you here, and you should try to be more deliberate in your decisions in the future so that you don’t end up in sticky situations like this. But, oh well. What do I know?” She gave a bright smile and got to her feet, snatching her bag from one of the sofas as she stormed out. “See you suckers later.” Lola gave Santiago a stern look and muttered, “She’s upset,” before getting up and chasing after her. Santiago rolled his eyes as he rose to his feet, unwilling to succumb to his sister’s theatrics. “What I need is a bath,” he said to himself. “A hot bath, actually. Screw the weather.” Forty-five minutes later, Santiago sits waist-deep in the indoor pool, cooling off after a scalding hot shower. The spacious, tiled room echoed even the smallest drops of water hitting against the surface of the pool, giving Santiago an idea that made him smile. He released a whistle—slow and shrill at first, then with added depth and melody afterward. At intervals, he stopped abruptly, allowing the sound to bounce off the walls before he continued in another pitch, creating an oddly soothing symphony that surprised even him. “You didn’t tell me you were a natural composer.” Santiago froze for a second, only regaining his composure when the sudden voice registered in his head. “Sneaking up on me isn’t always the best idea, muñequita,” he says, although his voice is void of his usual playful tone. “Oh? Don’t tell me the big bad Morales was scared.” He chuckled; another unfriendly sound. “You’d be surprised to know the things fear can make a man do. How it’s now a part of his every waking moment.” “Huh.” Lola’s brows knitted together at his words. Then she walked to the other end of the wide, rectangular pool and began to strip. Down to her dark underwear, she executes the perfect flip on the diving board, breaking the surface of the blue-tinted water with ease. “A woman of many talents,” Santiago remarked, his eyes never leaving her. “I wonder what else you must be hiding from me.” She laughed as she glided across the surface of the pool with a seamless backstroke. “Maybe you’ll get to know soon enough. At least you and your sister agree on my many talents.” He exhaled sharply. “How’s she?” “Doing good, I hope. She wasn’t as upset as I thought before she left. But she genuinely doesn’t want us to get into any more trouble. Things are bad as they already are.” “Are they?” Lola stopped swimming and raised an eyebrow. “Well, yeah! For me, at least. You’re not the one who’d get chased down the street for absolutely no reason.” Santiago shook his head with a grin. “You have no idea how many times I’ve done that. You’d pull a hamstring in my shoes.” “You’d be surprised at how strong I actually am,” Lola quickly replied. “Now, about that melody you were whistling. Where did it come from? I don’t think I’ve ever heard anything like that before.” Santiago kept a bright face, but Lola could tell, just from how he hesitated to reply, that it wasn’t a topic he was eager to talk about. “It’s from an old classical,” he finally answered as he slapped his hand across the surface of the water. “I can’t remember the name of the piece, but I can recall the composer. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. It wasn’t always something I was fond of, but during my days in the army, the tune found me and kept me company. Sort of.” Lola turned to him slowly with wide eyes. “You were in the army?!”“Ouch, ¡joder! That’s too tight!” Lola’s high-pitched complaint made Santiago roll his eyes for the hundredth time. “What’s the matter now, munéquita?” Lola’s eyes, wide and feral, slowly shifted from her dress to the man lounging lazily at the balcony’s edge. “What’s the matter?” she repeated with a raised eyebrow. “Even a blind man would see how uncomfortable this entire setup is on me. I can barely breathe in this corset. Why do I even need one? I think I’m quite skinny enough.” The lady standing next to Lola offered a sweet smile. “It is how the dress was designed, señorita. The goal is to give women the confidence they need by bringing out the beauty in their body, no matter their size.” Lola shifted her gaze to the lady—who’d introduced herself as Esmeralda—and smiled back, albeit falsely. “Yeah, I doubt that’s going to work in this case. Can we get it off, please?” “Most certainly,” Esmeralda quickly replied, though Lola could hear a twinge o
Lola had started her swimming gymnastics again, looking more and more like a professional with every movement she made. But Santiago’s last words prompted her to quit her fun and turn to him with a mix of shock and surprise in her eyes. “You were in the army?!” Santiago laughs. “The kind of things you don’t see or hear anywhere else. First-hand information from the horse’s mouth. For free, too. Seems like I’m on a giving spree.” Lola swam closer. “¡Mierda! You’re a veteran? At thirty-seven? How’s that even possible? Is that why your body looks like it's AI? Wait, wait. Forget I said that part. Delete that from your head.” “If you don’t shut up, I might just drown from your bad sense of humor,” Santiago managed as laughter made him throw his head back and rock his shoulders. Lola wore an embarrassed smile. “Seriously, though. How come this isn’t something people know about?” Santiago took a deep breath and raked his fingers through his damp hair. “Because
About two hours and many sore muscles later, the trio collapsed on the floorboards of the living room, underneath a rather small but very effective ceiling fan. “Now that that’s over,” Gabriele uttered, barely audible, “we can go over the legal process of this unholy cohabitation.” “Ugh…” Santiago groaned. “Keep your legal practices to the side, Gabriele. I’m famished enough to eat a horse.” “Unfortunately, all I have here are sandwiches,” she mumbled unapologetically. “Without horse meat, of course. Lola? You good?” Lola’s response was a weak thumbs-up. “Alright. Let’s have something to eat before starvation gets the better of us. I’ll get the sandwiches, Santiago’ll handle lemonade, and Lola… just hang in there or something.” Several sandwiches later, the three adults sat cross-legged on the floor, with Santiago and Lola still sipping their lemonade while Gabriele held a black file in her hands. “The documents within this file clarify the na
“Are all these even necessary?” Lola gave Santiago a questioning look. “You’re the one who suggested this, remember?” she asked back. “I only agreed. And now you must agree to give shelter to my babies.” “Your ‘babies’ are cosplay costumes and life-size anime art,” Santiago retorted. “Matter of fact, they look bigger than you.” Lola smacked his arm, and his response was a straight face and a blank stare. “Was that supposed to be a tickle?” “Very funny,” she scoffed. “The point is, my costumes and art give inspiration when I need one, so it’s an absolute necessity to bring them along.” “Believe it or not, I can understand that. But aren’t you better off with one or two? Why take all of them?” Lola suddenly looked towards the clear sky, tilting her head like she was trying to catch a faraway sound. “Can you hear that?” Santiago turned in the direction she strained her ears to. “No. Hear what?” “The end of this conversation.” With that,
Santiago ran past the shocked cashier, gunning straight to the female restroom at the back end of the store. As he pushed the door open, he silently hoped that no one else would be inside. Otherwise, he could see the outrageous headlines on the news already. “Go away.” Lola’s muffled voice made him relax a bit, though it didn’t make him feel any better about being in a female washroom. “I did it for a reason, Lola,” he explained. “It was sudden and impromptu, but it’s for your own safety.” Lola’s laugh wasn’t a pleasant one. “For my safety, or for your pleasure? Don’t try to justify your decision and make this a noble cause when I wasn’t given the right to decide. I’m not some child you order around whenever you want, Santiago.” Santiago planted himself in front of the closed stall where Lola hid. All he wanted to do was kick the door open and drag her out. But, as effective as that method seemed, it wasn’t going to solve anything. He inhaled deeply instead an
Hours later, under the scorching Madrid sun, Lola strolled to her favorite cafe, which was just a few blocks away from her apartment. Her large, dark shades did a good job of protecting her eyes from the harsh sunlight, although she also hoped they’d mask her identity from anyone who might recognize her. She nearly laughed at the thought. It was ridiculous, really. She couldn’t be as popular as Gabriele described. One random moment that no one bore witness to couldn’t ruin her life. How wrong she was. Lola noticed the first stalker when she stopped to cross the street. She knew she was trying to appear anonymous, but the guy’s outfit made it obvious that he was trying way too hard. No one in their right mind will wear an all-black combination of jeans and a hoodie in this ridiculous heat wave. That alone made him stand out from everyone else who chose light clothing for the weather. Lola spotted the man—who seemed short and stubby—from a few yards away, pretending







