LOGIN"I see that we have failed once more." His voice was pleasant, but somehow sucked the warmth out of the air. Mike, still frozen from having Cecilia riding shotgun inside of him, somehow felt colder even hearing it. The stranger shook his head, his dark curls unmoving.
"And who are you?' Mike asked.
"You may call me Amir. If you would like to invite me in, I would be happy to speak with you."
"Do you think I'm dumb?" Mike fiddled with the goggles, trying to look at him with different settings. The goggles could see so many different things, and right now, they told him he was looking at nothing. No heat signature, no heartbeat. He may as well be looking at open air. Even the stranger's magic was somehow invisible to him. "There's no way in Hell that I'm inviting you in, and I am not giving you my house."
"I don't want the house. I only want what is mine." His eyes finally fell on what he had been looking for. Lily had bounced off of the stone wall and was currently fighting her way free from what was left of the same hedge Mike had hidden behind when he fell off of Zel. Her eyes had gone wide in terror, and she fought to free herself.
"Nothing here is yours."
"I beg to differ." His eyes locked on Mike. "I will offer you a one time deal Mr. Radley, but you will only have moments to make it, so please, hear me out. I am a patient man. I am patient enough to simply wait until you have passed away, leaving this place to the next Caretaker. I am patient enough to convince the others that this fight we have with you is not worth the toll it has already taken on my colleagues. I am patient enough to admit defeat, and return again when you have been long dead in the ground.
"However, I have no patience for disloyalty. That succubus belongs to me, and I will have her back. Hand her over to me, right now, and we will go away." Though his face was dark, his teeth were bright, making him look like a sadistic shadow.
Mike watched the man, then looked at Lily. She had managed to fall out of the bush, her dark eyes on the stranger at the edge of his yard.
"I don't know that you really have any bargaining power," Mike said. "With this sundial, I can keep you out of here for the rest of my days."
"Indeed. But you will be under house arrest. I will wait for you to step away, and I will kill you. A lifetime of being stuck in that tiny little home, wondering when we will try again. Paranoia at every hour of the day. Or you could return my property and have your freedom and my word that we will never bother you again. It seems to me that you are getting the better end of the bargain."
"Mike." Lily's voice shook. "He means it. He won't just kill you either. He'll make you suffer.."
"What? Do you want to go back with him?"
"She does." The stranger held out his hand. "Even if she doesn't know it. Give me her ruby and I will take the others from here and leave you in peace."
Mike chuckled. "She and I have a deal. She can't break it."
"But you can." This time, when he held his hand out, Mike could see the shadows clinging to him. It was like he had been poorly photoshopped back into the real world, the extra dark lines around his body the main indicator. "Now hand her over. I won't ask again."
Mike sighed. He walked to the edge of his yard, the stone lions moving at his side. They were an extension of his mind, but he knew they could not go past the boundary of the house. When he was about ten feet away, he stuck his hand in his pocket. The stranger's smile grew impossibly wide.
"You know what? Maybe she is too much trouble." Mike frowned. "Wait, hold on." He pulled his hand out of his pocket and felt around on the outside of his pants, then looked around. "That's so strange, where did it go?"
The smile faltered. "What happened?"
"Well, sometime between yesterday and today, I ran out of fucks to give." Mike grinned sheepishly. "Guess you're just going to have to be patient enough for me to grow a new one, or something."
Amir's eyes narrowed, and the ground shook, but Mike held his ground,his eyes never leaving Amir's. The rain had finally stopped, and the sun was coming out above them.
"You are a dead man, Mike Radley." He knelt down to pick up Kali. "You should have taken my offer."
Mike felt that cold feeling in his gut, but he was ready for the attack. An arm made of shadows quickly crossed the space between them, seizing him by the collar of his shirt. Mike's arm swung up, the dagger clutched tightly in his fingers, and he severed the shadow limb. It tumbled onto the ground and shattered, freezing the grass around him.
"Do you want me to check my pockets again, Amir?" Every fiber of his being told him to run away and hide, to flee from this man, but he felt it deep within his being, that voice of reason that said if he turned his back now, Amir would kill him.
Amir chuckled. The shadow arms lifted Kali, cradling her like a child.
"We have no more to say to each other." Amir walked backward onto the street. Someone had left a large, ornate rug just sitting on the asphalt. Mike's jaw dropped when it lifted Amir and Kali into the sky and flew away, Amir's dark eyes never leaving his until they were gone.
"Mike." Lily was at his side, her hand on his arm. "You should have given me back. Now they'll never stop. He'll never stop."
"I don't expect that he will." Mike let out the breath he had been holding, his limbs suddenly heavy. "Dude scares the shit out of me. Shadow arms and a flying carpet? What the actual fuck?" Mike looked at his front yard. "Shit. It's going to take days to fix this."
Lily laughed. Mike liked the sound of it.
"Well then, Mr. Radley." Beth flashed him a grin. "Should we go inside and see the rest of your house?""Our house now. And yes, we should. Hey Tink?" Mike looked down at the goblin, a huge smile on his face. "Go get your tools. I think we're going to need them." He cracked his knuckles, then wiggled his fingers in anticipation. It was time to see what else the house had in store for him.-The Uber driver pulled away from the curb, leaving Dana on the sidewalk by herself. She walked up the driveway for the first time since she had been killed here over a week ago. She had a Walmart bag in one hand and a suitcase in the other. The garage was still unlocked, and she walked inside to her apartment.Alex's bike sat on the floor, the fender scratched up from Dana's crash. Busted engine parts lay scattered everywhere. Kneeling down, Dana picked up a spark plug and sighed."This isn't how it was supposed to be." She tossed the plug on the floor, then lifted the bike until she could engage t
Neither of them moved. Mike pulled himself along the porch until he was face to face with the succubus, her eyes staring into the distance."That... was something I..." Lily was at a loss for words. Her tail and wings disappeared, but her horns remained, the tiny halo of fire above them shrinking away. "I haven't come like that in centuries. Definitely not in my real body.""Yeah." He didn't know what to say. In that moment, the sass and anger always just an inch below the surface seemed to be gone. For a split second, she seemed at peace, and he was afraid to break the spell. They quietly laid next to each other for several minutes, Lily's eyes slowly returning to normal and the fiery halo over her head vanished. The frost that had formed over the wooden planks melted into nothingness as the sun climbed higher into the sky."Listen." Lily faced him, but her eyes looked away, focused on the sky behind him. "I'm not going to be around much, but I am going to stop in every now and then.
"Gah!" Cecilia lifted her head away, a long trail of spit connecting them. "No fair!""Come here." Lily pushed Cecilia into the air, her body floating. Cecilia held onto Mike's shoulders while Lily fought with her skirt. "Ok, the clinging clothes thing is weird.""You have a bug tail..." Cecilia whispered so that only Mike could hear. It made him laugh."Just need you to concentrate long enough for me to do this. Now sit.""Yes please," Cecilia murmured, her hips floating onto Lily's lap. Mike could see that Lily had pulled her panties to one side and had slid a finger inside of the banshee."Focus on just my hands. Shit, this is going to be so hot." Lily placed her hands on Cecilia's hips, her fingers passing through her the first couple of times. "I can honestly say this is my first time trying this," she said once she had a grip, guiding Cecilia's hips through her own and onto Mike's dick. Mike let out a low moan when he felt the cold touch of Cecilia's labia spreading around him,
Mike felt it then, that surge of electrical energy. It migrated through his body, his arm hairs standing up on end as she charged him up. Somewhere, deep inside himself, he felt something resonate, magic of his own that wanted to sing along."Cecilia, I-" He was interrupted by the sounds of boots striking wood, Lily appearing before them in a puff of smoke. Lily flipped her hair over her shoulder, adjusting the tight white button-down she was wearing. She held a paper plate in one hand with a large piece of cake."Sorry to interrupt. Beth's farewell party just finished, so she will be here in a bit." Lily used her finger to remove a large chunk of frosting, then sucked it into her mouth. "I brought you some of her cake."Mike took the plate from her and laughed. Lily had licked the cake clean of any sugar. "How did you teleport here from there?""I can always teleport to my ho-" Lily froze, and she stuck her finger in her mouth, licking imaginary frosting off of it. "To the place wher
"Think so," Tink replied. At least, he thought that's what she said. It was hard to hear around the mouthful of waffles. He patted her on the head and sat down next to her. She was busy filling up his online shopping cart with decorative wood."Has anybody seen Dana?" Mike noticed that she wasn't at breakfast. Even though she didn't eat, she had been there every morning."She said she left you a note." Sofia pushed some sausages from her skillet onto his plate. "On the table by the front door.""Ok, thank you." He put some butter on his toast. "Hey, do we have any-"Sofia slid some scrambled eggs onto his plate."Thank you." He ate quietly, watching Tink scroll through six different websites to find what she needed. He cringed at the amount of syrup she was getting on his keyboard, but stayed quiet. He barely had time to use the laptop anymore, and he had passed on several of his clients to other web developers already. Mike's days of working a normal job were nearly over."Mmm!" Tink
"Why do I feel like you're punishing me for something I didn't do?" Mike pulled open the kitchen drawer and pushed aside the scissors and the keys. His fingers closed on the little jewelry box."What can I say? I have trust issues.""Obviously. Here. I bought this for you." He held out the jewelry box. Lily recoiled from him."What is it?""A rosary. I figured it's about time you found Jesus." He laughed at the look on her face. "It isn't a rosary. I saw it online and thought of you, so I bought it. Almost forgot I had it.""What do you want in return?""Nothing." Mike shrugged. "I mean, if you don't like it, I can take it back. Like I said, made me think of you."Lily took the box, a dubious look on her face. She opened it, her eyes growing wide. "Where did you get this?""Ebay. May I?" He pulled the necklace out of the box. It was a red agate stone set in silver with islamic lettering around the sides. "The red made me think of your hair. And your eyes. And your attitude, if I'm bei







