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January 5
The woman blew a whistle in the roundabout. The boy sat alone in the rickety, jerky bus. The girl raised her voice and shouted at the driver for over speeding. I shook my head as we passed a large billboard.
"Are you mad?" The police woman yelled.
"I am not mad, madam. You just occupy the road with your stick and you are not giving appropriate instructions," the driver complained.
"Before I lose my temper, get down from your vehicle."
"Madam, I am not going anywhere."
"I will not repeat myself again. Get down from your vehicle, young man."
The driver removed his hands from the steering wheel and pointed at the police woman.
"You are not the one that is supposed to be controlling the traffic here. What is a police woman doing in a roundabout that was created for traffic wardens?" The driver asked.
"Are you trying to insult me by indirectly saying I am not authorized to do this job?"
"I did not say so madam but if that is
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