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March 4
“Oh, pizza! That would be wonderful to eat,” Goodness exclaimed as I walked through the front door. “I hope it is mushroom!”
“It is,” I grinned.
“You are home late today. Did you have fun at school today?” Uncle Max asked.
“Yeah we did have fun. I and Goodness had fun,” I put the box of half-eaten pizza on the kitchen table and grabbed a plate of rice off the counter.
“You just had pizza,” Uncle Max laughed. "Have I not warned you about eating too much. You will have a stomach problem if you eat too much."
“But…it is just a plate of rice. Besides, you can't compare pizza to a plate of rice,” I laughed. "Pizza is like a snack but rice is like a main meal. It is a carbohydrate designed to make us stronger."
"Fat not stronger. Carbohydrates are designed to make you fat and not stronger as you imagine in
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