CHAPTER 26

"Alright," said Tristan. "Take off your clothes and dance!"

"Come on, why let her do something like that?" Efron asked Tristan.

"Because she's a prostitute and a prostitute also dances. Tricia, please twerk like a slut!"

Tricia appealed. "But I don't know how to do that!"

"It's so basic. You want to be low to the ground so that you are grounded and easily balanced, but not too low. Consider keeping your knees behind your toes to avoid knee injury. Stand with your legs wide apart, lower to the ground, with your feet turned out. This will help you maintain your balance once you start moving. This is the most common way to twerk, and is the least sexually provocative. Get into the stance that looks like you are about to sit into a chair. Your booty should be the main attraction.

Make sure to keep your knees bent and place your hands on your hips. Keep your upper body pretty straight and look straight ahead. You don't need to look at the ground to twerk effectively. As you pop your booty